This so much this. 

I still think its the ultimate hypocrisy how many Trump supporters champion her while degrading Michelle Obama. Saying shit like “finally, a First Lady with class”. Michelle Obama was Ivy League educated and that still wasnt enough. Melania Trump is literally the antithesis of everything the mostly White racist…

Dave, we are concerned about this email.

I’ve been reported for a “threatening tone” for just being flat in an email before 🙄😒 Not every email needs to be excited, Susan.

You put a period instead of an exclamation point at the end of an email reply, and now HR has been called because she felt intimidated by that.

Having been that girl, I thank you on her behalf 😊

I saw my friend’s new sisters-in-law at her wedding, and all three of them look exactly like her. The groom’s father even joked about it. It was weird.

“Doppelbangers.”

Probably, “wincing and uncomfortable” after she introduces him to the new Yoni Egg for Men.

All she succeeded in being is embarrassing. 

Very kind of you to let her hold on =)

My fear of being crushed is what keeps me from going to general admission shows these days.  I’m also extremely claustrophobic, and now that I’m sober, I don’t have a liquid crutch, so I have to really like the band to see the show.

Totally random, but this was a very nice Dirtbag, so here’s another sort of nice, fun story for a summer Friday.

I’m 6'1" and I was wearing thick-soled boots at the last general admission concert I went to.

Same! I was so excited for a second. How come the tabloids are still trying to make Brad & Jen happen and ignoring the potential in Brad & Gwyneth?

whoa... I think you just wrote Sliding Doors 2

As someone that is 5'2" (and strangely, was discussing short person woes with my coworkers this morning)...

Gwyneth and Brad are getting married in the Hamptons.