Invites aren’t up to me... but judging by their posted recipes, I recommend tasking them strictly with the paper products. It’s too much of a gamble to allow them to bring food or alcohol.

That’s why I say “if”. It’s possible her family has some coverage for therapy sessions, so I won’t completely discount its use for college tuition.

Could the misleading and self-enriching (given what we know about how he uses campaign funds) fundraising efforts be yet another violation which could be impeachable. It feels a fuck-ton like a conflict of interest to use the holding hostage of the US government to fundraise for his reelection campaign, especially so…

I’d send sympathy weed, if I could.🍁

Oh lard, yes! From the dyed corn silk yellow hair (he used to dye it darker, but I suspect the blond is easier to maintain and has less conspicuous root growth, over what is now naturally very white hair underneath), to the Ultimate Combover (which is also, btw, modelled after how his father did his own hair. Paging…

Did you seriously just “all lives matter” this? Really?

The reward should go to Jayme, if anyone. She’s going to need therapy, and if there’s anything left over it can go to college tuition in a few years. Things for her to rebuild her life as best she can, after this ordeal.

Ah, now there I have to correct you, slightly. Not that you’ve offended me, I just don’t want anyone to try and throw down with you for suggesting that Newfoundland is in the Maritimes.😏

Hmm, I dunno... any Huckabees with raging alcohol and crack cocaine addictions?

I hope she finds acceptance amongst the meese, or something like that.

I’d say this is un-fucking-believable, but no... it really isn’t.

Yeah, he kind of does!

This guy is actually Alexandre Dumas, père. His son was also an author, but the father was the one who created The Three Musketeers and Porthos.

I like the billy club guy best, myself. “Just a little persuader” 😅. I couldn’t even make out what the last joke from the guy in the shades was. If anyone knows, please tell me!

Also, below is how political satirists generally interact with our politicians (in this case, Jagmeet Singh, the then-leadership hopeful for…

RIP, Ms. Channing. She led a fantastic, talented, and long life.

I don’t know how many people actually know this, probably more black people than white, for sure. This goes further back, and not in show business (well, he did write plays, too), but I didn’t know this until some “fanboys” got all up in arms over the casting for Porthos in the BBC series “The Musketeers” (2014-2016).…

I agree with most of this, except for the “greatest democracy” part. I don’t know that that has ever been the case. I know America has hyped itself up to be a lot of things, but believing too much in its “USA #1!” hype is a big part of what has led to this mountain of problems. These problems have been swept under the…

Money would be the safer bet. Could you call the airport and find out if you’re allowed to tip them money? They probably don’t really trust food from people they don’t know, given their job duties of screening people’s luggage and finding some truly weird and sketchy contraband.

Yeah, we’ve got a few accents in this country, not just the widely known stereotypical one. Here are some more examples of Newfoundlanders. Rick Mercer’s accent is a bit toned down, compared to others, but that’s because he’s a media personality with an audience beyond Newfoundland. He has to speak in a way other…

I love the accents of Newfoundland! Thickest and most interesting accents and dialect in the country, for anglophones. It varies a bit depending on what part of the island, but the ones I hear most are still very close to the Munster-area Irish they’re derived from, on account of the immigration patterns plus 200…