Strangely enough, he’s also 100% authentic, and that somehow makes it even worse.

Sounds about right. I mean, rumour has it that he rented that hotel room the Obamas stayed in, then had Russian sex workers piss on the bed. There are Ming Dynasty vases less fragile than der Orange Führer.

This is pretty close to my cranberry sauce recipe, basically, minus the bourbon (not that I’m against bourbon or anything). I use one smallish bag of cranberries (I think they’re usually 12 oz?), one small-to-medium navel orange (at least half of the zest, and all of the juice), and 1 cup sugar.

Also also: dried poultry seasoning (the powdered stuff) is the devil, has a taste reminiscent of mould, and after growing up with it being used religiously (and excessively) in turkey stuffing, with nary a family cook questioning “does this actually taste good? Or do we just do this out of habit?”, I absolutely refuse…

Mine has bacon, chopped walnuts, caramelized onion, a bit of melted butter/bacon fat/chicken stock (for moisture), fresh sage (chiffonade cut) and thyme, salt, pepper, and a drizzle of real maple syrup, just to give it that hint of sweetness and maple-ness, to complement the savoury flavours.

Also, no surprise, given…

Because they’ve built their gender identity as “men” around being superior to women. The women they’ve let in on their side, the ones they accept, have internalized misogyny and toe the party line. They’re obedient, so they’re tolerated because they make the GOP look slightly more diverse, which the GOP has sort of…

She’s got a lot of plates spinning, right now. She’s a busy woman. It’s not that she doesn’t know the different branches of government, it’s that she’s probably a bit tired, and this whole public speaking/media spotlight thing is still fairly new to her. This is what my dad has long called “getting your mords wixed”,…

The latest on Twitter has been to tear into her for some misspoken snafus, claiming that she doesn’t know the different branches of government (she accidentally called the branches “chambers” in what looked like a home video, IIRC)... as if no one who is spinning a ton of plates while being pretty new to public…

Whoever’s in the business of producing popcorn had better get ready!

This woman is certifiable. Seriously, her own mother and daughter can’t stand her ass. She needs to get some psychological/psychiatric help.

I doubt that you’d find it written down anywhere, officially. It’s probably unofficial policy between several racist healthcare providers to pull this shit.

The racism against indigenous peoples in Canada is everywhere, but the prairie provinces seem to be having a moment, lately. See the murder of Colten Boushie, the …

I hope you’re taking care of your mental health. I know that this past August, when the air quality from the wildfires put us in BC at the worst air quality in the world then, I was basically trapped indoors for nearly two weeks. I got pretty friggin’ depressed and just mentally uncomfortable, cooped up away from…

You’d think they’d learn better than to come for AOC by now, but nooooooooo...

It’s a good one... but I like to think of that whole administration more like this:

They just love to dismiss the opinions and actions of women on the basis of women not being sexually attractive to them, or being too attractive. They’ll accept a woman, preferably an attractive one, who spouts nonsense in line with their misogynistic views... she provides useful cover for them to get certain votes…

Could be, could not be... we’ll see how it develops. If true, though, it wouldn’t be a major loss.

A series of likeable, trustworthy flakes:

I genuinely fear for these people. Trump has no heart. The only thing of his that periodically gets changed are his diapers.

Nah, can’t do Kansas. Janelle Monae is from there. How about Wyoming? Or maybe Utah?

Very true. Although, can we put them somewhere more appropriate? Say, drop them into cage matches which do not take place in or near the White House? That, or drop them all down an abandoned mine shaft...