If, on this, the day of your daughter’s wedding, you do not make a single weak Godfather joke then you don’t deserve a rose. 

I’m here for you, Lupita.. Holler at me.. 

But they were rich and famous at the time so it’s okay judge them! It’s not like they were two ACTUAL teenagers who were scared and didn’t know what to do. Money and fame buys you wisdom, right?

Incredibly small chance? I wouldn’t put anything past this reich-wing controlled Court; they’ve already shown they don't give a shit about precedent, safety, or people’s rights.  

Hey NY Mayor, what are you going to do about rain this weekend?

I have read several places that this is a coordinated strategy to show Jordan losing support. There are apparently a lot more than 20 who don’t want him, but some are voting for him in the first few rounds to make it look like he has more support than he really does. With every vote, a few more are switching over to…

Someone on this site wrote a piece about how the Swilce updates were getting to be too much, and we all needed to breath and take a chilll pill...

Who was it, though?! I can’t remember...

The life long Democrat in me says, “Let them fight.” The federal employee, who just had his first child, in me says, “If this continues, will the budget be affected? Will I be furloughed? Will I get paid?”

What are you, a sophomore?

GOP Bill Banning Party Infighting Leads To Brawl In Committee Room

It’s still funny to them. Being Republican means no self-reflection. Seriously, Steve Scalise got shot playing ball and he never once thought, “Maybe I should reflect on this and see how these guns are affecting American lives.”

Yes, this is “alone in the house bad” level of singing, nothing that should ever be inflicted on the public.

I would argue it started during Nixon administration with Lee Atwater and his “Southern Strategy”.

House Republicans on Thursday regrouped for an internal meeting that reportedly spanned almost four hours to figure out a path forward. And, by all accounts, they have not figured one out!

To be fair, it’s not the MAGAts being threatened, they’re again the ones doing the threats. 

...it became clear to me that the House Republican Conference does not need a bully as the Speaker.

Well that would be a big giant waste of his big giant fivehead, if he didn’t.  Dude could use that thing to break down doors, never might fight flailing airdancers like McCarthy.

And Gym Jordan knew about it the whole time, didn’t say anything

Once again: Old White Guy. Old White Guy. Old White Guy.

per Page Six, Kelce has reportedly bought a new $6 million Kansas City mansion “for more privacy surrounding his newfound romance”