“Thou shall not lie... unless it’s about a thing I dislike, don’t understand, or believe I should have total control over.” - Republican Commandments

Tom Brady...

She probably just watched the Demi Moore movie. 

Just a labeling system - A for “Adult” - to avoid any unnecessary attention from Matt Gaetz.

Every time a repub makes a pop culture or literary reference, my first thought is Kenneth from 30 Rock saying, “Remember that movie Footloose, where those evil kids won in the end?”

The line between straight up grifters and people running the world is fast blurring so much as to be non existent. I think Elon is the prime example of someone with immense power who at this point is completely full of shit. 

Just seems like she’s spiraling, and stuck in the denial stage of grief right now. I.e. it’s not her, it’s all of us who are wrong.

Dammit now that you said it they’ll update it with additional options and decide it’s easier to do as a slideshow.

I’m so sick of these women who constantly vote to impinge women’s right whining about having their rights impinged. 

C’mon, be kind. She’s learning. Originally, she thought it was this:

I’m just glad this isn’t a slideshow.

“The Pet Goat” had some really nuanced character development, tbh.

Damn.  Like beards and dad bods I was two decades ahead of this trend for it to be good for me.

They’re a few weeks early for Halloween, but the Top Gun and Inspector Gadget costumes look great, nonetheless.

I dunno, these folks say some dumb stuff to the dumb people that watch this show, but a woman saying “it turns me on to see a dude reading” is one of those messages that I hope more people interested in men would take to heart.

She’s also an inadvertent killer:

“I was in synogogue yesterday and we spoke of the importance of keeping Kosher,” said candidate Herschel Herskovitz, a local Rabbi. “But we must be sympathetic to those who like ham sandwiches. So they will face only civil penalties in a Herskovitz administration. The owners of stores that *sell* ham, however, will be…

Somebody needs to write something about her history as a scream queen: first, The Birds, then Alien, then IoTBS. That’s some staying power.

Careful. Matt Gaetz is only a few rapes shy of being the next Republican presidential nominee. 

stop, stop!  you’re just making republicans love him more!