so now they’re just the “Leopards Eating Our Own Faces” party?

I agree with all the complaints, but guaranteed when you all hit that age they’ll have to take shit away from you from your cold dead hands. This literally happens to almost everyone.

Kinda related: One of Desantis’ duties in the Navy was Assistant Urinalysis Coordinator.

God sometimes I miss that sad asshole. Between Dan Savage and Colbert and his own confused attempts to bring back the sweater vest as a manly choice, Ricky was always good for a laugh at the end of the day. I also miss the political conditions of a decade ago, where Santorum was a fringe joke rather than a possible…

Speak softly and have a big wang. — President Theodore “Tripod” Roosevelt

Thanks, but I already live in a fantasy world with Margot Robbie.

It doesn’t disprove he sexually assaulted her, but it does contradict her version of events, in which she claimed that security forced her into the restroom, where he was waiting for her in a handicapped stall. Alcohol and trauma can both fuck with a person’s memory, but it’s not good for her case that she asserted a…

When he said “food for everyone”, I mean...there was actual food at the restaurant for everyone!

For most of the true believers, it’s the same reason bullies attract hangers-on who follow them around. He hates and attacks the people they hate and want attacked, which makes them feel better about their world. It’s also why they’ll go to their graves denying his election loses and misfortunes. They can’t accept…

Lots of people are saying it.

The most spectacular dine-and-dash in history! No one has ever seen anything like it!

This is why I hate it when my editor wants me to write about GoFundMe campaigns for local people.

What I hate more is that people need to beg on GoFundMe to pay for health care in America.

I wish it only applied to USPS, but looking at the language, they’re seeking to re-enforce the in-person dispensing requirement. So a woman would once again have to joyfully go get the prescription herself and pick it up from the pharmacy herself etc. Women being children in the Republican mind, this gives us plenty…

I don’t see the issue. What’s the problem? She never got the abortion she got, and anyways you can get the abortion she got that she didn’t get, except you can’t get it. 

Let’s see if I have this right:

Soft soaping a glaring hypocritical example of ‘rules for thee not me’ from a ‘newly minted’ GOP?

They believe the Oxford comma is unnecessary, showing that their opinion on just about anything should be ignored.

If you feel the need to keep explicitly telling people that the character you’re playing is totally different from you, well, you might want to think about why that is.

They don’t care about veterans, spouses of servicemembers, or even active-duty servicemembers. For all their talk of “support the troops”, they care about them only as occasional political props; they are otherwise entirely expendable.

So, I actually think they’re right about the existence of women pastors and other women in positions of authority being a precursor to the acceptance of homosexuality. I think Dan Savage nailed it when he described homophobia as misogyny’s little brother. Once gender roles fall away, and the breadwinner in the family…