limegreensalad
LimeGreenSalad
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TLDR

Whatever Beyonce pulls this same shit all the time.

Love German Shepherds.

I’m a girl. Wait, guys hang around Jez? LOL are you trying to be a feminist to get some? How is that working out you dork!

Min Pins are the worst. You should get a new dog imo.

This is exactly why I don’t have kids but do have puppies.

fat girl pushing a hot girl?

Then why is that guy wearing a suit?

Is it me or does he look like a girl? Like, very much like a girl.

Well aren’t you curious where your dad was this morning?

I think you have feline AIDS.

Counterpoint, some people don’t need condoms

Haven’t used a condom in 15 years

Condoms are so 1990s

Pretty sure I bought your dad a coffee this morning.

Hilarious that feminists are for abortion, against rape, and yet somehow love cats.

We are now at a point where I consider you to be emotionally incapable of using your brain.

If the armed crack dealer was neither armed nor a crack dealer, but was a kindergarten teacher, would that change anything here?

In terms of why he was shot, sure.

I’ve read your coment four times now and I honestly have no idea what you’re trying to say.