I assure you, the Produce Manager at Meijer isn’t hand-selecting my grapes with the morning dew, nor are they throwing them away en masse by the hour. Jeremy in Produce is definitely never going to get out his knife (?!?!!) to cut open anything on the display for us unwashed Plebs.

Yes.  And I hope the person who decided to make those little shopping carts for children burns in hell while being repeatedly hit in the shins and heels with child-sized shopping carts. 

Where the hell do you shop?!?!  

Or maybe you’re a prude and there’s nothing wrong with adult content? *shrug*

One of my friend’s mom’s in high school said that she left carts around to make sure that cart collectors had jobs. A perhaps related fact, she was also a huge bitch. 

“leaving perishable items you no longer want somewhere else in the store.” I know, who would do such a thing? Um, what about a mom whose toddler started having a massive meltdown in the middle of the store and had to flee, only remembering once she was in the safety of her mini-van about the bags of sliced Swiss…

Tumblr without porn is like a hamburger without meat.

i HATE HATE HATE slow people and people that walk down the center of the aisle that dont make any room to get around them.

i’ve taken to being so fed up with this that i kick the bottom shelf of the cart so it flies up and crashes down making a loud clang or even picking up my cart and dropping it to wake them the fuck…

Wait, people post non porn stuff on tumblr? in any case this seems like a bit of an overreaction.

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

My middle school guidance counselor said I’d never finish high school because I didn't have great grades. Not only did I finish high school AND college, but I have a graduate degree with work experience in all three branches of the federal government. I went ballistic when she and another teacher who bullied me tried…

And it’s not always enough to lean in, because that shit doesn’t work all the time.

Oh really, how so? I always thought that kale had more nutrients in it than most other leafy greens. I know it has a high vitamin C and K concentration, but I’m willing to learn! :)

Between this article and the one on tea, Jezebel is full of lies today! Romaine has a beautiful crunch to it that is unparalleled amongst lettuces (except for iceberg, which we all know only tastes of water). All salad greens are not created equal, but if you want a hearty lunch salad romaine is the best green that…

Romaine is better for you in almost every nutritional category (it has almost 3 times the Vitamin A, for instance, though in many categories the difference is negligible), but I will accept butter lettuce as a substitute while romaine is dangerous.

Hopefully Mexico brings out the tear gas to keep out these people in return. This group of sick people from Utah could be made up of rapists, prescription drug dealers, and spies from other countries trying to get into Mexico. 

I remember his Heidi Montag-level of candid pictures with his girlfriend. He sure tries really hard to not be seen as gay, which is unfortunate because it comes off fake and fuels the fire even more. 

Good Lord was this story infuriating! First of all it was initially covered like look what this exotic prehistoric tribe did. If a foreigner speaking an unrecognizable language, bearing unrecognizable “gifts”, tried to illegally enter an American govt restricted area; he would’ve been vaporized in a hail of sniper…

People lose their relatives all the time and don’t get to bury a body, when their relatives died doing absolutely nothing wrong. THAT is awful. THAT is unjust. Leaving this dude where the Sentinelese put him? Well, I guess he’ll get his wish to “live among them,” as he told his adviser for this whole thing.

I don’t feel bad for his family. They’re probably the ones that brainwashed him and made him think this was ok in the first place. This is the logical conclusion.