Just take cocaine and drink vodka like a normal person. 

Jez writers have been trying to make “hating James Corden” a thing forever, despite the fact that 95% of Jez’s readership feels like he’s perfectly genial (not to mention a solid ally). It’s not clear where the animosity comes from but it’s awkward.

I remember when there were A&W’s here in SoCal for real, when they were stand-alones, they were so good, it’s really sad how far they’ve fallen.

Why is Hooter’s listed with the rest of these? The defining feature of fast food is that it is made to go. Regardless of your personal feelings about the business model of Hooter’s, I think we can all agree that, if you are getting your food to go, you are missing the entire point of going to Hooter's.

Just wanted to drop by and say In n’ Out is overrated mediocrity. 

What do you mean?

So I guess this is the part where we realize that only Bobby Finger and Dirt Bag are done with the Kardashians, and not the rest of Jezebel? Pity.

????????????????????????? There are millions of people living with a mental disorder. It doesn’t excuse her being a fucking bitch. 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

So, three thoughts.

I feel the same way. I adored “1991” and “Anna Wintour” for its throwback house sound and her versatility in her voice, especially on “Anna Wintour.” I just find it hard to support her as a personality because of her bigoted statements and starting beef with people. She went after a 14-year old Disney Channel actress,…

No, she’s not that talented. At all. I question your taste level honestly. Especially in hip hop. She isn’t even JJ Fad level of talent as far as rap is concerned. Soooooo many past and present artists run circles around her and haven’t gotten an ounce of the attention she has, and she deserves not one second more of…

A couple of questions: Why are we wasting time on this woman? She clearly has limited talent for music. Her actual talent is beefing with famous people for someone to notice her marketing herself. I mean, I wouldn’t even know who she was if she didn’t pop off at the mouth twitter toward more famous people. She doesn’t…

Azealia Banks hates herself so much. Sad. 

It was probably the first artist he thought of. Chill out. 

Bobby was also disowned by his ultra-conservative family as a teenager and moved out when he was still a kid. That guy had a fucking rough go of it and so if he wants to throw a hamburger or two then goddamnit I say pass the ketchup (the ketchup being attached to the burger in some way or at least in small packets in…

After the interview where Antoni tried to justify the behavior of the Colorado cake baker who refused to make wedding cakes for gay couples, he should be no one’s favorite.

Re: Lena Dunham

Paul Rudd forever !!!!!!

She believed it was her right to go down there and start trouble (with no repercussions), because her white privilege force field and blue heroes would protect her. (The police would gladly accept the gift)

That’s transparently a semantic, move-the-goalposts, cop-out of a bet because you specifically name Kim and you specifically say lead and you specifically name yourself even though this was initially about all of the Kardashians/Jenners (Chyna too dont @ me) and all of the coverage from all the Jez staff. But hell, I’l…