I’d be at peace with that. Can you imagine another queen, maybe Bianca, as the head judge?

And the quality of information is far worse. In 1818: did someone milk the cow, did Timmy die from lockjaw, is there enough wood so we don’t freeze when the snow comes, etc. Important, life-sustaining stuff! 

Swim with a shirt on ?  Since when can you not do that?  Where the fuck are you from?

He actually didn’t have his socks on in the pool. He was wearing them at the pool. 

Looks like a Halloween costume cape that her mom made out of the old guest room curtains.

Will please stop

It means the soda made from dogs is served hot.

You know what? Good. When I go to Costco with someone who wants to sit and have a bite before/afterwards, for twenty years my only choice as a vegetarian has been exactly “slice of cheese pizza” or some sort of dessert. It’s nice to have a second option, and honestly, this sounds pretty tasty and moderately nutritious.…

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity fuck. Fuck-damn-it you fuckhole, you fucking couldn’t fucking wait until fucking next fucking year you fucking inconsiderate fucking arggggggh fuck.

I hope Susan Sarandon drives off a cliff for real

SCOTUS’ new collective attitude seems to be: Fuck all y’all.

Goodbye abortion rights...

Since 1/2 the list can be co-opted for La Raza, let me give you another.

Dat ass.

My inner Blanche reacts...

My ass is the reason I can’t do most things. 

Yeah, those aren’t Osage. Congratulations on accidentally proving the entire point behind this change.

Yes, I can see that those not-Osage men that you probably found via the Google image search “Indian loincloth” are making harsh sounds. Also, your efforts kinda make the point about stereotyping of broad ethnic group. 

To be clear, literally all they did was take her name off a prize. 

Oh come off it. No one is censoring her work.