You take his blazer and I’ll take him.

Timothee Chamalet learned Italian, piano, and guitar before filming Call Me By Your Name. Here, he hadn’t read LW, but admits reading it recently. He’s a good actor who prepares for his roles, but go on with your snarky pissy angle.

Amid all the detailed fraud reported in the long-ass piece, here’s the best part.

Watching Lohan’s video:

I’ve had it with her for almost a decade now. I hate how she sings in everything she’s in. And 500 Days of Summer would’ve been better if she wasn’t in it.

Issa Rae’s acting is the worst part about Insecure. The supporting actors are miles ahead of her.

I watched MMM not knowing anything about it when it came out as a pilot. The show grabbed me and I couldn’t wait for the series to premiere. It didn’t disappoint and I can’t wait for S2.

the kindest, sweetest soul with demons he never deserved.

I’ve been a fan for a long time and I always forget Dolores was still a teen when “Linger” was released and The Cranberries became huge. That whole first album is really something.

if my city councilor were to retire, if my congresswoman were to retire, my senators, and I thought that I could make a positive impact, then I think I would really have to ask my answer to that question [of whether to run for office].

She’s a sigh of relief in every scene she’s in from Insecure to Love, Simon. I can’t wait to see more of her and really curious about the Wonder Woman role. 

Eh, I wouldn’t kick Sonic out of bed. They’re a notch above Burger King. 

And the vanilla one too. I’ve noticed the chocolate one has tiny chunks of chocolate that make it velvety.

And it’s not even celebrities that make me jealous. It’s the random billionaire heirs in their 30s buying $13M starter homes that make me hate-read this. 

I’m just now reading the posts on that blog. It’s horribly, disgustingly fascinating. I can’t stop reading. 

She already got free shit from T-Mobile immediately after it went viral. I didn’t know about the plane tickets or job. Yikes. Everything about her is damn thirsty. I’ll include her boyfriend because he was just as happy to eat popcorn next to her during this.

This reminds me of this Mexican style buttermilk cold soup called jocoque. My mom makes it and I always thought it was her own weird thing because it’s not a well-known food. It’s crazy tangy, salty, and great eaten with warm tortillas. I bet it would be good with cucumbers and such.

Asia’s comment about Cracker made me lose every bit of respect for her. Here she is acting all righteous saying she wouldn’t send her biggest competition home because they deserve to be next to her. Meanwhile, she’s stabbing Cracker in the gut with that not-a-star comment.

There’s also this little nugget about his doucheness.

As the self-appointed spokesman for the gays: we don’t want him.