I saw the movie when I was 5. It was a turning point in my life. Shower drains were never the same. That said, this looks good and I can’t wait to see it.

Hildi was the best. I remember the episode where she covered the kitchen in wine labels and the really conservative Christian couple were so offended.

Childhood: when you wish you were an adult so you can buy all the Alpha-Bits cereal and cake frosting.

Taylor fucking Swift, who may as well have voted for Trump

“It happened. I think it’s good that they know.”

I read Cotswolds. It made me think of the cheese.

A very sour person who doesn’t understand mourning. But yes, a habitual contrarian.

I sigh and roll my eyes every time I see her screen name.

She should really be wearing her seat belt.

Moonlight!

I had it with yellow mustard. A1 is so sweet I think the spicier Dijon would be good too.

Random aside: If you mix A1 sauce with mustard, it’s so good with fries.

Let me know when you get your first nomination.

Riz is looking fine... I need to fan myself.

What else is he going to do that night? He’s just going to sit alone in his bathrobe watching the monitors as Fox News and their plus ones arrive.

“This is not intended to produce mass roundups, mass deportations.”

I’m watching this tonight whilst eating pizza and drinking wine (from a box).

My family immigrated from Mexico when I was about 3, so I was fortunate enough to start school here in the US at a kindergarten level. We first moved into an apartment in a nice neighborhood and my parents understood how damn important it was for me to stay in that school zone. We then moved when I was in the first…

He’s the guy who turned her into a couch for the Ball.

This is like those concerts/events where someone in your office has a book full of tickets to because they got them from the tire shop having a Memorial Day sale. The kind of concert where people bring a blanket to.