The heart wants what it wants?

Things that can’t be unseen? This is child’s play compared to the vajankle.

I just saw it last night. It’s so refreshing! “You want my number?”

A michelada or bloody mary for me. Yeah I know, hair of a dog or something. I usually follow it with a spicy, brothy soup like pozole or tom yum. Or I just nibble on crackers and cheese and call it a day.

Is wine an energy? Because that’s definitely inside me now. Also, that picture of jumping on a cliff next to the coast is so fucking pretentious.

Food Wall! Damn, I haven’t thought about them since I moved 6 years ago. Kung Pao tofu and two egg rolls were my drunk night orders.

Kate Hudson can’t “slay” anything. Leave that song to Prince and Sinead.

In my drunk-hazy mind, wasn't Diplo a scumbag to Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?

It's funny how GPS is so irritating to me. 3D old school globe for the win! Spin that sucker and pretend you live in the country your finger lands on.

I sometimes still look at maps for fun.

I used to be a huge geography nerd in elementary school. I like this guy.

Yep. That one too.

If he really wanted to “relate” he would’ve had a photo op with a huarache. Toppings of lettuce, sour cream, salsa, cheese and all.

Hahaha! I’m Mexican-American and I don’t remember the last time I had a taco bowl. Maybe in college at Qdoba. Latinos hate him. Keep fucking that chicken, Don.

UGH what the actual fuck? I live in SLC and people here are SO liberal and progressive. Don’t judge us in SLC!

I’m so glad I graduated high school before social media and graduated college before my mom sent me a Facebook request. I had to combe over so many pictures. In my defense, I started my FB account when Zucker barely moved to California. I used to use it for class assignments and random postings telling my classmates…

Only have one episode to catch up on. Every time he’s on tv I’m always astounded how good his “American” accent is.

A side of shade with huge drop of truth. I tried going on a Google hunt, but I remember Etta James was basically like “Beyoncé didn’t live through the Civil Rights Movement”. They could have at least invited Etta. She was still touring, I think. She was still singing!

I know who isn’t a fan of Beyoncé (my iPhone had her name on autocorrect, dang.) Etta James. She was pissed Beyoncé got to sing “At Last” at the inaugural ball for Obama.