When the Boston Red Sox won in 04 riots broke out in the city. Police took to the streets with rubber bullets. They aimed at a crowd ultimately hitting a college student in the eye. The bullet hit her brain and killed her. Rubber bullets are just as dangerous as real bullets. Sorry about your friend. Yeesh.

Yep I used to be flagged down every time I'd fly. I used to get those sss on top left of my ticket every time. That's the code for TSA to search me.

Not just with gender names. I have a middle eastern last name even though I'm not middle eastern. I get so many rejections I've considered switching to my mother's maiden name which is very European.

But...but... I'll cook and clean!

Can she please just adopt me already?

I'm a gay dude and I've been working on squats and stuff. I've develope slight under buttage and its very sexy. My underwear fit differently and I can feel it when I walk.

Toilet paper wouldn't help me. I leak after I zip up and it always happens when I'm at a bar. Im talking about major leakage. I have to sit down when I pee to avoid the issue.

I'm a gay dude and seeing a guy's ball sack between his legs from the rear is hot as... balls.

Once I was in NYC walking around eating a banana. Some old lady went up to me and yelled "why don't you just stick that banana up your ass?!"

Conservatives are going to party like it's 1968. Without booze.

Let go my leg-0!

So your guilty pleasure is a lobster roll that probably costs $14 and cheese on a turkey burger. Wow.

Who ever buys this will forever have Princess and the Pea syndrome. I guarantee it.

Content apart, I love that gif. Gonna print it out and put it in my wallet.

I used to hate the rainbow theme, but this is gorgeous. I'm so proud to be a gay man!

Yeah. I think it was designed/inspired/puked on by Damien Hirst.

So Kapital Kash Kard is still in the running?

*Clearly raining like shit outside*

Oh for God's sake...can't they just send a text?!

Didn't Ricardo Tisci do the last Givenchy line? It was all hideous so that might explain something.