My family was pretty poor when I was these kids' age. I actually had a picture like this taken of my favorite stuff to send back to my aunt back in the Mother Land. I shit you not, I had the exact same dinosaur in the first picture with the little gal (I'm a dude). I loved the shit out of that 'saur because my mom…

I kind of like the Zap! one on Zayn. Maybe because it's on Zayn.

You're telling me. I'm getting the vapors just thinking about him.

You beat me to it.

Seriously. I'm sick of Jezebel stroking Lena's di... I mean show.

As a gay male, these would probably come in handy.

Not all of Massachusetts is rich and white. In fact, some areas are the complete opposite. Do some research before you comment.

Ha!

Props for the stock photo selection.

Pretty sure he was the opposite of surrealism.

Yes, anyone can run, but it takes time and maintenance. I went from being a couch potato to running 10 miles every other day in a few years. If I went 7 days without running I couldn't run as well. After two years of not running I now can only last 30 minutes (2.5ish miles).

And all so men can masturbate to a magazine that's ostensibly about sports.

It started out as a joke and now I subconsciously always call it Blood Bath & Beyond.

I'm so grateful for my mom feeding me what she did when I was little. Fava beans, broccoli, spinach etc. were staples every dinner. The only thing I wouldn't touch was onions (which I love now). If I were a kid and my mom fed me broccoli sprayed with sugar I probably would never touch it.

I agree. I'm not saying she's the best gal in the world. I'm just saying this is kind of a cup of tea compared to most stuff you find from some celebrities online.

Ugh. Ok she makes me uncomfortable to begin with, but she always has her heart in the right place. For God's sake she donated how much money regarding the Westboro Church (I hate just capitalizing that) thing? For every member protesting a funeral she donated like ten grand to a pro gay foundation? Stop trying to find…

You're telling me! But no, seriously it's a really invigorating color on the runway.

She's probably contractually obligated to perform. If she doesn't make those dates up she can be sued by the venues. I highly doubt this is a publicity stunt.

I'm 70, 70 years old! I like to kick, stretch, kick!

They're some of the most powerful figures in the fashion industry, hence the title of the post.