I took a social and cultural sexuality (or something) class in college and one day the professor decided to pull down the projector screen and go online. He didn't show porn. He went to Manhunt.com and logged in. He wanted to show us how the gays date and mingle. He pulled up the page where you can see a bunch of…

Happy Socks are the best. They have great, bright designs. They can be pricey at $12 a pair (I actually found several pairs 50% off once), but they are sturdy and last a long time.

FUNCUNT is the new friend, so I hear:

My ex-roommate was a stoner so one Christmas I gave him a large fruit basket, a couple of DVDs, and a dime bag, of course.

Gross. If you're going to design quirky sock patterns than at least do it with class that makes sense, like the Happy Socks brand.

I think he was legit my first crush ever.

Puh-leez. When Scott Brown won in MA he pointed at his daughters on stage and said something like "...and they're single!" So, there's that.

And shit just got awkward.

I couldn't even get through all of the tweets. Apart from the obvious, there's so much bad grammar.

Given the obvious with the photo, I'm speaking in general about him.

I'm disappointed in River. He can do so much better than Paris Hilton. Also, what the fuck is Christina Aguilera supposed to be?

I just Googled Bryce Chandler Hill and he's kind of repulsive looking in a bratty way.

A fist-full of yay! Go, team!

Any sort of really upbeat remix of a song I already love. For example Gossip's "Heavy Cross" remix by Fred Falke. I need something upbeat to keep up with the coke-induced sex. What?

Lana looks awesome. I really dig her hair and attitude.

The "child" comes after the "boo boo". Google will change your life.

*takes flowers*

I just made a sandwich. #sorryfeminists

Not as adorable or funny as the original.

I just googled him and holy crap, "just put it in!", I sayz.