Gamers complain when the games are different (WHY CANT BIOWARE JUST MAKE ANOTHER DRAGON AGE ORIGINS WITH THE SAME TACTICAL COMBAT? WHY ASSASSINS CREED AN RPG NOW AND WHY AM I NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST WITH A HOOD AND ROBES) and gamers complain when they’re the same (WHY DOES UBISOFT KEEP MAKING THE SAME ASSASSINS CREED…

Keeping child abuse quiet for 3 years “for the sake of the children” what the entire fuck? 

“So we end up where we are with Starfield, a game that visually looks like something from this era, but still plays and operates like a game from 2005"

I can’t do this anymore...I just can’t with Live Service games. I’m too old, there’s too many cool games, there’s just not enough time.

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The issue here is that Embracer apparently assumed they were getting an additional $2 Billion from the Saudi investment group and spent the money before they had it. From our point of view heads should roll at the top of Embracer for a poor business decision like that. But I bet they are making money for the C-suite…

One big benefit Agent Carter had going for it was the setting it was placed in. Spycraft in the 50s is so much easier to work with than spycraft in the modern era, let alone the modern era with Skrulls and Stark Tech. In the same way that cell phones “ruined” movies, modern surveillance pretty much ended the spy…

i have the feeling that lots of them southerners who love this song are both obese & milking welfare.

Turns out seasons of ARPGs are really fucking dull. Who woulda thought!

My only takeaway from this story is that Ryan is a complete moron.

That line could have been an opportunity for men to, albeit, in a ridiculous context, better understand themselves as part of global violence against women, and for women to be warned of the dangerous allure of accepting patriarchal

Still a criminally underrated game taken way, way, way too seriously by many people for too long. Referring to the whole upskirt achievement as a “horror story” is kinda emblematic of it - sure it’s pervy but the way it’s handled is actually like, kinda good? You get an achievement, but the game/Juliet chide you for…

It must be exhausting to be this scared of trans people all the time.

“Any time anyone complains that today’s blockbusters are soulless, samey, hollow effects movies, force them to sit through the unholy trinity of Twister, Mission: Impossible, and Independence Day.”

With a drink holder that large, I’m thinking range is going to be determined by the capacity of the driver’s bladder rather than battery size.

You keep forgetting to add the “Sponsored Content” tag to all these Overwatch 2 articles...

Too bad the game is a manipulative piece of trash at this point :(

Yeah, when you need 34 pages of a 95-page ruling to explain why the plaintiffs have legal standing to sue in the first place, they have no standing and your ruling is horseshit.

This is hilariously off the mark. 

Why does Kotaku cover Overwatch several times a day?  Seriously. Why?  It’s a universally loathed game so unpopular it’s the worst rated on Steam and the Overwatch League has closed up shop.  How much is Activision paying Kotaku for the free publicity?