Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

I will eat the berry for lunch. 

That’s a tomato

My students do not have meaningful memories of the AIDS crisis at its highest pitch — before the “cocktail” treatment was introduced in the 90s, for sure, HIV/AIDS was an automatic death sentence with a very short horizon. So I have to explain things like ACT UP, Larry Kramer, etc. It’s not as if AIDS went away, of…

RUT- ROH!

Dude every time I turn around you’re suggesting Scooby Doo for something!

I’ve got the perfect solution for the nanny issue:

SAME.

I’m 43 so I don’t know what the fuck that makes me, maybe Gen X? I had GERMAN Jewish grandparents, from Germany, and let me tell you, you eat the marzipan. Surely there is good marzipan and there is bad marzipan, and it’s impossible to tell from just looking at marzipan shaped like fruit, but you just eat the damn…

It’s kind of like when you read The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe as a kid and thought that “Turkish delight” must be something wonderful (I imagined it being like really good fudge, because Little Me would definitely have sold out my siblings for that), and then when you have it.... well, it’s an acquired taste,…

Yeah, besides, 45 is a whole shit, not just a piece

I work at Starbucks and I’ve been called worse by middle class mombie bitches when I don’t get all 18 modifications of their skinny vanilla latte-half caf-extra hot-soy-with whip-grande in a venti cup-with 6 ice cubes- right on the first go and have to ask them repeat it.

The BBC, while trying to be neutral and impartial, still has hosts who don’t like the Government and puts out content that still asks serious questions about its conduct despite being “neutral”.

The really hilarious part is it wasn’t necessary, because—surprise!—*45 is literally undoing every single thing the previous one did using the exact same mechanism. Which he couldn’t if they hadn’t deemed it necessary.

Remember when they all lost their minds that the IRS might be disproportionately targeting conservative groups, but this...is...different...somehow. 

Time for Democrats to start making FOIA requests, I guess. I would bury them in paper till they conceded, myself.

Oh a few will call it “deeply troubling” and that we should keep our eye on it, but we can’t rush into anything hastily.

The Republican Party is hellbent on destroying everything good about this country. With Donnie, they’ve found the quickest way to do so.

Democrats can’t request information.

Whats taking so long to impeach 45? Seriously.