This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

Threatening Comey while also hinting he may just cancel press briefings in their entirety today. Jesus titty fucking Christ.

Yes, that’s exactly the thing we need to be thinking in response to something nobody’s thinking. All day I think of hypothetical responses to arguments that were never made and wouldn’t go anywhere if they did.

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

It’s the equivalent of this:

Citations of specifically memorized statutes and numbers are always the last refuge of scoundrels who can’t argue from logic, common sense, and decency. Ugh, I’ve seen it so often from smug Cruz-ian troglodytes convinced they’ve outsmarted everyone else. If you can only half-defend your argument by relying on…

EXACTLY - in law school they tell us it’s unethical to memorize and go from memory. Laws change all the time. That’s why research is so key.

There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

According to Mo, if that happens, it’s because God hates you and you deserve it.

My grandmother lit her beehive on fire with a cigarette in about 1965 at a cocktail party. My grandfather had to sprint across the room, tackle her, and beat out the flames.

I’m sure this has nothing to do with it:

Meanwhile, the ACLU is looking into hiring first year law students to work on the upcoming lawsuits because these are so simply, obviously unconstitutional ideas.

“Silly Americans. You don’t announce such measures. You just implement them.”

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

How do you squeeze juice? With your hands?

After ALL these years, Kinja still doesn’t realize that people come here for the comments, not the writers.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

Dear Bride,

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.