My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill.

There isn’t any sales tax in New Hampshire, but because Hampshirites have heard tales of Vermont and Maine, and know that Taxachusetts is on the map so they can literally look down on it, they’ll be even more insufferable if they hear about people who can’t wrap their heads around the concept of a tax on goods and…

IDK, but the father of of a fiend owns an orthopedic practice and owns a boat and a vacation house in Nantucket. I, on the other hand, am currently putting a timing belt in a 16 yo Honda (well paying for someone to do it) to coax more life out of it. Vet school seemed like a great idea at one point.

And.I couldn’t even follow this., dull as it is. Are the rumors “baseless” or was the guy publicly bragging about it? I don’t think it could be both. Even if it didn’t happen, the rumor was based on something if one half of the affair was talking about it.

I’m sorry, the smear campaign was maybe she did some inappropriate touching years earlier with some dude bro??

Maybe GOP candidates should stop comparing things to Nazis/slavery? Go outside of the box...plenty of other horrifying atrocities to pick from that are completely inappropriate! Some Mao? Trail of Tears? Stand out from the crowd!

/s

Why is this guy such a fucking idiot? How did he manage to become a DOCTOR??!!!

I’d watch a porn with him in it. God, he’s like the most gorgeous director. There is probably a line for his casting couch a mile out the door.

This man is my Ryan Gosling/Benedict Cumberbatch. Hot in every conceivable way.

“3,000 miles away, Wes Anderson is jolted from his slumber. “Something eccentric is happening,” he murmurs.” This made me whole day. Bravo, Ellie!

Please do.

This fucking woman.

OF COURSE it’s the one with a baby. Of fucking course.

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

Trains, you say?

Is it bad that I kind of want this to be my job?

1) Awesome username BTW

I’ve never seen a restaurant that had onion dip and potato chips on the menu.

In a Mexican restaurant.

because sondra still owes clair for Princeton