I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

My dad, who is currently binge-watching Downton Abbey like his life depends on it, loves it. So....

Poor Ben Affleck! Won’t someone please think of the unfortunate rich white guy?

Can we talk about J.Lo for a moment? I know nobody cares about my stupid boner (deservedly so), but man oh man she just keeps getting more gorgeous. I always hear outrageous stuff that she slathers herself in creams that cost $10,000 an ounce that are made from angel farts and unicorn tears and I get annoyed, then I…

Ooooooooo I can’t wait for The Knick to come back!!!

I’m so disappointed that he’s turned out to be such a fucking clueless douche.I liked him so much.

So you’re saying Planned Parenthood should be some sort of special exception where the CEO isn’t paid competitively with other CEOs?

If she really was a good-guy, she’d do her work for free, duh.

Sounds like he’s trying to shame her for having a high salary (at least higher than some men he knows, including himself). That’s a new trend among misogynists.

And Cecile Richards is the president of an organization that includes hundreds of clinics and allocates millions of dollars to millions of women.

Seriously. I don’t really get the gripe over her salary. Sure, it’s high, but she is the CEO of a company with about 820 locations, thousands of employees, and a $1 billion budget. She has to deal with running the clinics and lobbying for the right to serve their ever-expanding patient base. Her safety is routinely at…

This should clear things up.

I could point out there’s a missing word here, but frankly, using “bacon” as a word is better than the more normal way to write this sentence.

I grew up vegetarian, have never willingly eaten meat. Accidents happen with a stray piece of chicken in a salad or such. But I know where ribs come from! I know what meats come from which animals! There is no excuse people because stupid isn't enough.

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

Also, I’m a firm believer in the policy of sometimes you offer free stuff to regulars as something nice. They don’t get to demand it.

In fact, you are not an asshole. Asshole customer who asks for free food that is not free and then insists on it is an asshole.

He might be there all the time, but that doesn’t make him a regular. You have to do shit like interact with the staff and know their names to do that. There used to be a Cosi near my office and I used to chat with the staff about the books we were all reading and how their families are and stuff. I don’t remember…

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.