Yeah - I’d hit that! (says chubby middle aged american lady who should be so lucky to have a such a choice :)

Hot damn.

Finally a male royal I can get into! The media keeps trying to convince me that Prince Harry is hot and I’m not buying it. This guy, however, definitely a major score for the former model he married. He has a Jamie Dornan thing going on. Sorry for the giant pics, was on a mobile device.

That is a tasty looking groom.

I’m an immigration attorney. Dollars to donuts, this woman would NOT have qualified for a U-visa if she had the misfortune to live in my state. Because you have to get a law enforcement official to “certify” your U-visa and most law enforcement officials around here routinely refuse to do so. Even if you qualify under…

Translation: “Charlton is an abusive sack of rotting dicks, but as he’s paying me and I can’t technically lie, let’s just start arguing about the definition of the word abuse.”

“I have to say things that put my client in the best light, and he was too dumb to lie on the stand, so let’s say that hitting her isn’t abuse because he didn’t hit her all the time.”

I got the impression that he was trying to justify her prosecution by painting her as having overreacted. I mean he only choked her and slammed her against a wall once, what’s the big deal?!

Charlton’s attorney Preston Morgan said, “It depends on how you use the term abusive. There may be abuse in a relationship. There may have been circumstances surrounding it that may not be indicative of an abusive relationship. That’s not to undermine any physicality, and how it’s inappropriate in any circumstance,…

I know this man. He is a violent drunk, racist, and an all around awful person. He is not fit for children.

Great article. I have done, and am still doing, pro bono work for immigrants who are victims of domestic abuse. In my experience, the prosecutors are usually good at telling the women about u-visa and the VAWA self petition. However, I believe under both of these options, the woman has to actually agree to prosecute…

I SAID BAGGY TROUSERS!!!

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

Wow. When Rex Ryan looks svelte standing next to you, it is probably time to reconsider your eating and exercise habits.

In Minneapolis we have a lot of people who are super progressive hippies on the outside but have an uptight suburbanite lurking within.

Before my grandma died, she stopped my uncle while they were driving on the Interstate and she saw a porn store. She had never been to one and asked him to stop. Why? Because she’d never been to one and she wanted to before she died. Just because. He stopped. And she bought a book. My grandma ruled.

Fun fact that this story brought to my memory: my parents went to Amsterdam years ago and my mother explained every exhibit, in graphic detail, to my blind father.

It remains an inelegant phrase. Died by suicide means “died by killing themselves,” it’s like saying died by fatality.

My mom did that shit to me when I was a kid, on top of all sorts of other things. I’d come home to military school catalogs on the kitchen table. My heart breaks for this girl.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.