I'm sure Nguyen is all broken up about it tho.

You must be a blast at art galleries.

Because I don't want nightmares.

What percentage of these tweeters swore off Coca Cola at halftime? 95?

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

You forget the greatest of them all:

So basically 'Stop liking what I don't like!'

I hear it's kinda hot in those rhinos.

I misread the title as "Super Motherhood", which in turn made the title kind of hilarious.

"uh... I came."

Yeah, man. Dinosaurs are like 10 trillion years old. You gotta appreciate the classics.

Got to post it before bob does.

...Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

I sell Meth and Meth Accessories.

This is satirical.