I remember seeing some of the old horror movies for the first time. I was at summer camp, maybe 13 years old. It was a sleepover night thing for Halloween. The counselors rented Halloween and The Exorcist for the more grown up children like myself. I don't think any of us were scared. It was a little quaint actually.…

Clarence would work, probably the best out of all of the series CN has, but for some reason it's Uncle Grandpa and Steve Universe. Might be the first episode I intentionally miss of SU.

The big thing that caught my attention from this news is that there's going to be a Steven Universe Crossover with another Cartoon Network show. Not Regular show, not Adventure time, not even the Amazing World of Gumball. Uncle Grandpa. Why lord? WHY?

Remember kids, when it's fresh, it's sterile, some say digestible, even edible. If you stranded at sea, alone and in trouble, survive dehydration guzzle your own cupful.

... and Lego lost the one category it was nominated for. It's like the South Park movie all over again!

I'm currently reading The Getaway God and I can't help but see this and imagine the mummy waking up and being a really rude asshole to everyone while trying to stop ancient gods.

Why do I get the feeling this is going to be one of those instances where he's prominently featured in the trailer, but ends up being in the movie for 10 minutes before he's killed a third of the way through the movie?

A comic book would be a welcome compromise, the TV show back is what we want.

You say that like it's a bad thing. It's not, it's totally not. Hell, that'd get me in a seat and I'm about as interested in this whole DC Cinematic Universe as I am in a My Little Pony Cinematic Universe.

Isn't Craig's new show "Celebrity name game"?

... wat?

Except Roland Emmerich is worse, by a magnification of like ten.

Superman, of course, can't let him do that and fires a blast of heat vision to try and stop him.

I imagine Gryzzl is not any one company, but several, of which I'm sure includes both Google and Facebook, with maybe some Amazon thrown in for good measure. Silly Silicon Valley analog.

It was, but it was interesting. You kept dreading it and dreading it and it finally happened, which was great, but then NO ONE gave a fuck. Not the freaks, not the cops, not even Jimmy. And never mind that bullshit ending. Jimmy and the Twins? Really? The possibility of them being together lasted all of 5 minutes…

Part of my problem with this season is that it had no bang with anything. Everything interesting got built up then fizzled out. Matt Bomer's character got killed and then... that was it. Twisty got killed by a freak with a bad prosthesis on the back of his head. Stanley got mutilated off screen then forgotten about.…

It was Episode 302, that's not a milestone. 350 featured Bender and Amy Pohler in it, which are perhaps a little more notable. The problem is guest stars should be a big thing, something special. That very season, season 14, featured 18 out of 21 episodes with a guest star, with over FORTY actual people guest staring…

No, not really, but but I don't watch the show much more. After they did an episode with Tony Hawk and Blink 182 randomly showing up I said that was it and stopped watching except for a few rare occasions like The Lego Episode or The Family Guy Crossover(which I believe has rather gone down hill too, but that's…

I feel like The Simpsons only continues to exist to fill a celebrity cameo quota for Fox. Is there ever a week anymore where there's not some schmuck showing up on the show for a really weak reason?

What the fuck is up with Universal Japan and being so fucking awesome right now? This, Attack on Titan, Resident Evil. What's next, a Devil May Cry stage show? ... please say yes.