If it looks like a raccoon, occasionally walks like a raccoon, calls itself a raccoon, and wields large destructive weapons like... a rocket? Whatever, it's a raccoon.

As great as Rocket Raccoon, is he is not really complete without Groot, which better come with a button that causes him to say "I AM GROOT!"

The cosplay is not complete if the girl's parent(s) are not dressed up as titans.

Well, it is kind of a shitty super power. I mean, it kind of means he can pretty much jump in front of one bullet or jump on one grenade a day. All of those other dangers are free game after that until he get spontaneously birthed out again by his mother again. That's the kind of power that gets reserved for a not…

That doesn't mean that it borrows from Torchwood, just from the idea of immortality and its effects, which has been a device for writing fiction for a lot longer than Torchwood's been a thing.

If by a ton you mean that there are characters who cannot die are the focal point, then yes?

That first video was kind of disappointing. I was hoping that they would knock down that clock tower, but nope, slowly picking it bit by bit. IT'S A TOWER! MOVE PEOPLE AWAY AND KNOCK THAT SUCKER DOWN KAIJU STYLE!

So... they're making a Top Gear game? Because between all of the car crashes, the beat up cars, and the three wheeled car flipping that's what I see here. If not, they really should get in contact with BBC.

You forget the king of command pads, the Logitech G13!

That's all I can think of when I see this after seeing The LEGO Movie.

Slugcat pups? Wouldn't it be Slugcat kittens? I mean, they are cats... kind of.

HEY! Rubicon was fucking awesome!

I'd say you're probably doing better than me. I can't even get through the damn orbiting tutorial.

Giant Chia Washington?

Do people really care? I Mean that game was such a boring piece of shit in the first place.

I know people talk about how we're living in a brilliant age where we have technology that only really appeared in shit like Star Trek, but really, this kind of nails it home. If this was in a 80s cyberpunk movie it probably would have been mocked for being laughably unrealistic, but no, this is real life. There's a…

I would imagine some of this has to do with the the black friday and christmas sales that were going on. Mists and the Battle chest were all on sale for like 5 bucks a pop, and Gamestop was giving out a time card for free if you bought them both I think. It's was a steal, and I'm sure it either brought back or brought…

But that's when they get you, don't you see? Once you let down your guard because maybe you're in an apartment or hotel room, BAM, bed on a rocket sled out the window into a pool custard or jello.

That's a disturbing little addition to that picture that I can't unsee now.

I was wondering for a moment why they chose that song for the prank. Then I realized, "I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep," which I'm sure is exactly how that poor guy is going to feel after that prank. He's never going to trust another bed again.