Generally speaking Dominos is rather unremarkable, but if you get provolone cheese on that shit it becomes godly. Seriously, no Dominos Pizza should be ordered without provolone on it.

So a DDOS attack is Pong on speed? Awesome.

Isn't it obvious? John Madden's parents made Madden, I mean, that's generally how that happens outside of tube babies.

They couldn't have gone with something tamer but that had the same or at least similar context? Stealth Jerk? Stealth Dork? Stealth Punk? Shit, why not even Stealth Dude?

-Sean Ochinko

What do the British drink warm beer?

Really now?

My family played "Eye of the Tiger" when we buried my grandfather... although he was a boxer so it kind of made sense. I'm not quite sure how Gangnam Style is relevant to being Chinese.

Hah! Moonrise Kingdom.

It's no Gangnam Style, but the English word play made me kind of snicker. Mother Father(motherfucker) Gentleman. Wet Psy(Westside). I look forward to the video.

This sort of seems like Blomkamp giving a great big old fuck you to Microsoft for not trusting him with the Halo movie. Good on him.

The entire article was stretched across the first page for a few minutes. I'm sure there were more than just me who were bothered by it. In fact, I saw a few comments about it that haves since been removed.

I'm guessing there was a formatting problem with this article, or at least I hope that was the problem that lead to this stretching out the front page.

I had an older version of that trackball mouse, didn't have the little back and forward arrows on it. Not terribly comfortable, nor did I find it too easy to use.

Is... is that Zach Braff as Phoenix Wright? Also, is it wrong that doesn't sound like a completely horrible idea?

Is it just me or did he pretty much just make Myst, but with all sliding puzzles all the time?

Ah, right... well, from some googling it seems there are actually 13 planets in our solar system, if you include all of the dwarf planets like Pluto, but... yeah, I can't see how that's 13 knocked down to 12. So either they meant 9 knocked down to 8, 9 bumped up to 13, or I'm missing something that changed the number…

Pluto lost its status as a planet a few years ago. It's now a "dwarf planet".

So... they just pretty much bought a bunch of Jone's soda bottles and slapped new labels on them?

Someone needs to make one for a dog. Seriously, the world needs Tony Bark.