I agree on that, but some of the stuff, like the Pizza, Tamales, Flavored water and "The Spread" sound outright disgusting.

Well, most people wouldn't be able to go anyway. The E3 is still press only, and E3 for All was a huge bust, so even most people on the West Coast are SoL.

So... wait, why make it Need for Speed then? Is that brand really more recognizable that they're just going to shit on the entire Burnout franchise?

Celebrity is one thing, superstar is another. She does not strike me as an Angelina Jolie or a Brad Pitt. At most she seems like a Kardashian(which I had to look up how to spell, I almost went trekkie there and said Cardassian), which even then seems like a stretch.

... and this makes her a "superstar"? The bar must be awfully low these days.

I get the feeling Tea Fortress 2 would only just have one hat, a bowler.

So a new Super Mario game would look like Super Mario 64? That's... neat... I suppose?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. The ironic thing is the clothes on those big ones were awesome, but the weapons were kind of shite, which would kind of be the thing that set them apart from the actual Ken dolls.

Captain America is a butterface?

I can't help but wonder how many people are tripping around store because they're afraid they're about to fall into a hole and over compensate.

Chun-Li's could be better, though it would require a special lower part to correctly replicate dem thighs.

Nora, Salome, Lillith, whatever, too many new characters and I care about none of them, save for Molly maybe.

I'm banking on it being Doctor Phlox, AKA Coroner Spencer. I'm probably wrong, but I love Phlox.

There's one thing that bugs me about this whole Nora-following-to-the-construction site thing: Why did it take her an entire season to dig him up? I mean, couldn't she had just swooped in there and pulled him out before the cement had time to harden instead of waiting until there was an entire damn parking structure…

I don't think he literally means a live action Jackie Chan Adventures movie, but a movie that sounds like it might be from an episode of the Jackie Chan Adventures, which the movie "Chinese Zodiac" vaguely sounds like, where he has to recover 12 bronze statue heads which represent the chinese zodiac.

Why would they invite Jackie Chan to Aurora Colorado to see the Dark Knight Rises at a midnight premiere? It just seems completely random.

I wouldn't go that far. Porco Rosso focused on an arrogant misogynistic ex-World War I fighter pilot who got turned into a pig, and he somehow managed to slap a little girl into that one too. I'm sure he'll probably manage to figure out a way to wedge in a little girl that becomes integral to the storyline some how.

I can't help but think that this movie and Porco Rosso: The Last Sortie are related. I doubt this movie actually features Porco, but Miyazaki said he wanted to do a follow up to Porco Rosso focusing on Porco during the Spanish Civil war, which coincidentally ended on the same day the Zero had it's first flight.

I half expected the video to end with "I am Spartacus!"

Technically wouldn't that be the Space personality core, not Wheatley?