Are you currently:

FYI, I’m smoking marijuana, still does not make sense. Will report back after vaping.

Beer is the gateway drug.

Also, fetuses aren’t babies. 90% of them don’t even have a nervous system yet, let lone a functioning brain. For whatever reason, christians seem to have a 9th century understanding of biology where the heart is where memory and personality is stored, and the brain is just useless mush to keep your eyes in place.

I’d rather have Fincher do it.

If The Dome reviews it, I will suffer through.

Maybe Prim will die in some unexpected way that surprises even the fans. Like, she turns to Katniss and says “Pancakes?” and her head just explodes. Or pops off. Maybe her head pops off and rolls into Katniss’ lap and then she says “Pancakes”. The point is, breakfast in Panem sucks.

Yikes, looks like the rumors that Gisele and Tom are on the rocks are true. It’s gotten so bad that he wants her deported.

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

You know what it ended up feeling like to me? Like Prim’s death was a plot device to push Katniss towards Peeta instead of Gale, because OMG Gale was working on a weapon similar to the on that killed Prim!

Yeah. I have three little sisters, and yet Prim’s death had very little emotional impact for me. Not like the reaping scene from the first book. Just thinking about that, and the scene from the movie which JLaw did so beautifully, it makes me want to cry. Her actually dying? Not so much. Part of that is because Prim…

Yeah the whole 3rd book was so weird. And when Prim died I was just like “what? this is dumb.” Not to mention how her presence there was terribly written as well.

Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!Hunger Games Trailer: Here’s one.Dead Collector: Nine pence.Prim Everdeen: I’m not dead.Dead Collector: What?Hunger Games Trailer: Nothing. There’s your nine pence.Prim Everdeen: I’m not dead!Dead Collector: ‘Ere, she says she’s not dead.Hunger Games Trailer: Yes she is.Prim Everdeen:…

I mean, it was pretty telegraphed in the books too, right?

Makes sense that Ronda’s a big fan of weed, because she must have been high as fuck when she agreed to be in the Entourage movie.

You sound like a moron.

Dana White’s head is about to twist right off from discomfort.
Also, I love the literal mic drop at the end.

He definitely did not come up with them himself.