Ivanka Trump wishes mean men would stop being so mean. No, not those mean men, other mean men.

Brexit is homeowners fire insurance, sold to renters, by arsonists.

I’m really slammed at work, okay? So thank you for taking the time to express exactly how I feel about this news and I don’t have to.

Andrew really, truly is a gormless turd of a human. The one solitary good his existence does for this world is remind me why the institution of royalty is so fucking offensive. I’ve said this more than once, but I just want to say once again that I absolutely CANNOT understand how this shitheel is the Queen’s favorite…

Seems to be the going thing with more than a few of these high powered types.

Unless they bring formal charges he isn’t going to answer any questions. He’s a horrible lair, I can’t see him making it through an interview with the FBI. 

This is just spite from the Brexiteers because those know-it-alls in Oxfordshire voted 70% “remain”.

“I’m embarrassed.”

Have fun in hell rapist. 

Horrible for his kids, but I find it very hard to summon sympathy for this rapist son-of-a-bitch

RIP

She writes the addresses in full calligraphy mode.

That is an amazing image.

“not to engage in current political controversy.”

Those signs need to be displayed as they really are or not at all. Otherwise this isn’t an archive and that isn’t history; it’s vanity.

My first thought. Ever hear how Barbra Streisand has a shopping mall in her home? It’s not hard for Taylor Swift to have a gym in her home.

Wouldn’t it be more convenient to have whatever workout equipment she wants at her probably-palacial home? Rather than renting an entire gym every time she wants to exercise. Or is there something I’m missing about rich people?

What will the people who have been saying “We wouldn’t criticize them leaving if only they gave up the money” find to criticize them (i.e. Meghan) for now? I’m sure the problem will be that they are rejecting Harry’s poor, vulnerable 90+ year old grandmother, or some other reason.

Correct. I was going to say there wasn’t enough information to solve as it didn’t mention what she was wearing, there for impossible to solve for rape.

Do we even know if S1 was on the swim team?

There are so many possible test problems that could be written suitably for a high school (biology? criminology? What the hell was this class?) exam, without going to semen samples and rape.