I wonder how many times he wrote that comment in Sharpie before posting it...

Somebody’s ass must be sore from Trump and Putin fucking it...

Q Tips work. and work well, if done correctly.

These men don't even realize they are doing it it's so ingrained in their behavior.

I know that when I'm looking for a convenient place to stay in NYC and price is no object, something resembling the atmosphere of a train station is at the top of my list. 

Holy shit. That’s going to be the headline.

No surprise here, as Patricia Heaton is a disgusting Republican.

Oh no there were even better moments. Courtesy of the Guardian:

Man whenever I read about one of these, the standard language actually drives me nuts. “Inappropriate touching happened on set”, like it’s the same as a malfunctioning soundboard or someone forgetting their lines, an inevitable goof. Is it really THAT HARD not to touch someone against their consent? Why is it so…

Meghan is an American, Jeffrey Epstein is an American.

Watch the British tabloids make this Meghan’s fault.

I can’t believe you missed out on the w o r s t excuse on his list: “It wasn’t me because she said I was sweaty and I have/had a disease that prevents me from sweating at all” (paraphrasing here, the actual clip is even worse).

As I understand it, it wasn’t a simple liability waiver they asked him to sign. It was 5 pages and had additional stipulations attached, as I inferred (his rep wouldn’t explicitly state what they were and deferred to a lawyer for that answer) were meant to kneecap Kaepernick’s ability to speak his mind on this…

Shoutout to Kap for this grade A trolling 😂

My thought is that instead of having 20 teams acting like they were interested in CK as a quarterback, by moving it he got to know that there really was 8 teams genuinely interested in looking to pick up a quarterback.

You give someone 72 hours for a Saturday tryout (instead of the usual Tuesday tryout when decision makers could actually attend)  demand that no media could attend and that only the NFL could record the workout. Yeah that sounds legit. Its not like the NFL has ever had credibility issues.

You know they won’t admit they got the conviction wrong. The only way they’ll let him out of jail if he admits to some subset of the crime (or another crime, like ‘obstructing justice’ or ‘perjury’) so they can claim he was still guilty of something (and not allowed to then sue for wrongful arrest). Or they’ll commute…

Hasbro loves to crush dreams.

Rodney Reed found out that Kanye was rapping outside the prison and said, “I prefer to be on Death Row...Records!” and he laughed.

Who wouldve thought that as a black person you could trust Kim Kardashian more than Kanye? If that doesnt define the  fuckery of 2019 then I dont know what can