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Clearly you failed to read the article, as well as understand nuance. Congrats, you’re a bigot!

Oh, Kirstjen: embrace your evil ways. It’s the republican thing to do. 

This man lacks a sense of humor. Maybe it’s a good thing he’s not going to be back? 

Fyi: Most appeals have to be filed within a certain amount of time after the verdict, otherwise they can’t be filed. I’m surprised Texas allows this long for the appeals to be filed.

How? How is she “the actual abuser”? Please, tell me.

I feel sorry for you then. His $7M payoff to her was pretty clear evidence that he abused her.

Hate to burst your bubble, but millions of people.

We can never have nice things. The bloviating mass of lukewarm lava that is our president ruins everything. Fuck him.

Hey now! Adam Driver is ugly ass, but there’s something about him that makes me want to ride him all night long. 

I’m pretty skinny and have a low BMI. But you know what? I‘m unhealthy AF because I eat junk. So how is putting someone like me (skinny, but sooo unhealthy) in an ad, how is that promoting healthy living? 

Oprah and Diddy? Oprah might disagree considering she’s worth more than two times Deveraux estimate.

These plea deals are so insidious: wrongfully convicted can’t file for reparations and has to live life as a convicted felon, adversely affecting their day-to-day livelihood once out; actual perpetrator goes free; and, most importantly, the prosecutor still gets that win. I fucking hate prosecutors.

92?! He was 68.

Fuck. Did hell freeze over and I missed it?I agree with Meghan McCain on something?!

Took long enough. Just think of how much faster it could’ve been: VOTE!

Third-grade politician? That’s a compliment: Leslie Knope has better plans for Pawnee as a ten-year-old than Trump has ever had. 

Cosrx makes the only decent zit stickers. Don’t believe the hype or cost of the others. 

Cosrx makes the only decent zit stickers. Don’t believe the hype or cost of the others. 

The narrative that women “want” abortions is why the “rare” cane into it: to counter that narrative. It’s unfortunate it’s stuck around. 

I’m constantly reminded why I’m glad to be from California.