I thought it was the more modern “skinny-fat” which means you’re skinny, but flabby and not in shape. Kristen Stewart once described herself that way. But I’m an old, so what do I know. Ha!

You are in the minority, unfortunately. 

But they don’t see color. They’re all honest cops!

Can’t you tell: the cap and glasses coverup all his tattoos, including the ones on the side of his face. That was a master disguise! 

Foreigner’s “Waiting Fir A Girl Like You”

Has it really been ten years?

Please make this couple return to the Real World.

These were my favorite when they came out. I miss them. 

Did US weekly purchase Jez? Sending us there a lot today.

I believe this description could apply to most of his films.

Cool. They should be happy to know they’re raising the future rapists, murderers, and all-around POSs courtesy of the toxic masculinity they imposed on their kids from birth. Bravo America. 

Until a few minutes ago, I had never heard this song. Now that I have, I have to wonder: are people deaf? This song is awful. 

So men can’t be sexually assaulted? Go fuck yourself. 

“now-defunct Pussy Posse”

So you are a party to their marriage and know what happened? 

With January Jones among others. God why do I know this?

I’m giving you this star for the inclusion of Heaven’s Gate because that was not a twist I expected. Ha!

Fuck yes. We need more of this. 

I just want to rage at these idiots: nothing about a weapon is Christian and the founders of this shitty country used muskets, not guns.

Ferrell in Holmes & Watson may be a perfect example. Let me save you the time watching it: Sherlock thinks he’s brilliant. He’s actually a coward who falls into solving crimes.