And you suck at comedy. I’d rather be funny. 

Well, you probably have a string of non consensual assaults based on your stupid and toxic comments. 

Way to diminish an assault. Fuck you. Also, girls who come up within the skating culture are often very, very sheltered making her 17 not “womanly” because SEVENTEEN IS STILL A FUCKING CHILD.

....and this is why I don’t believe a single word she says. If you legitimately have something personal to share to the world, don’t shill something at the same time. Sorta kills her veracity.

But he’s so handsome! (Not that I think this lech is handsome, but I can see his camp thinking that’s a reason people will vote for him.)

None of the article was needed once you saw the pic accompanying the headline. It explains it all.

Sorry, but you need to take a lesson in sarcasm. “So like, equal opportunity.” should’ve been a dead giveaway.

It was a bit of a joke, but in actuality it’s not all Spanish-speaking peoples. We like to deport Poles, Chinese, Canadian, German. And someone so kindly provided a nice graphic to prove the point.

I assume Candace Owens has a PhD in psychology with a focus on childhood development? No? Then she needs to shut the fuck up.

Oh, but only those gateway drugs, like marijuana! 

“When there is any doubt or an incomplete fact pattern, commutation is warranted. Death cases require absolute certainty and in this case there is anything but certainty.”

Nope. Because it’s bullshit. Russian trolls have zero grasp on American history. 

You “truely” are stupid. 

You’re clearly a foreigner (“ect” and “truest” you’re also a huge loser) so I’m going to let you in on a not-very-secret reality: the South had the majority of the armories prior to the civil war. Know what that means? THEY HAD THE WEAPONS. Know what gives you an advantage in war? Weapons. Go fuck yourself back to…

Ahem, that’s Mike Johnson to all the peoples of the world.

I love how he said they were just casual, yet went on vacations together, slept together regularly, and even exchanged “I love you”. Regardless of his intent behind the “I love you” to the girlfriend, it comes across badly. Either you meant it and said it just before going on bachelorette and are scum or you didn’t…

Because trashy reality TV is really enjoyable in a driving-by-a-car-accident kinda way.

I had you until the last line. Blurred Lines was beyond a rip-off. It actually sounds like samples.

Ive never heard the Little Nas X (is that his name?) song that just beat out Mariah. I listen to music constantly and pandora from time to time. I should’ve heard it by now, but haven’t. It’s entirely plausible that Perry et al had not heard the song before.

Oof.