I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Don’t forget Chicago.

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

Rudy Gobert’s right foot says hi.

I’m trusting the process that I’m in right now very very much and I’m trusting myself in this process.

Can you imagine if this had been Tiger? You would not have known who won by watching the telecast.

The only thing worse than an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game is an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game and doesn’t know how to operate a baseball glove.

Watching Allen blow it numerous times at the end of the game and in OT was almost as good as Duke losing. You have Bagley underneath who has been unstoppable and in the worst case scenario gets a FT to end the game and Allen chooses instead to play hero ball? What a clown and bad bad teammate. He chose personal…

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

James Harden is the weirdest combination of “talented on a level I struggle to understand” and “so fucking painful to watch.” Because no matter how much I try, I just cannot bring myself to actually enjoy watching a guy hold the ball and jab step/pump fake for ten seconds then either jack up a shot or drive to the…

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

Remember when Larry Nance and Rodney Hood fixed the Cavs? That was a fun half-week.

My 65 year old dad loves this shot.

A hole that will inevitably be filled with figure skating with a dash of ice dancing and a topping of more figure skating.

Defensive genius Thibs covering guys 80 feet from the basket. Or maybe the Cavs players were like “Come over here and leave LeBron single-covered and all you guys can have these brand new knee ligaments.”

The worst defense I’ve seen all season. Defending in the back court with 1 second left?

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

MELT THE LIBERTY BELL