Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

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Confirmed: Better to Be Good than Lucky

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Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

A chicken bone walks into Aybar.

“I don’t like messing up. I didn’t want to turn on the TV and see people say, ‘Dwight is taking all those outside shots, he’s screwing around, he doesn’t care, he doesn’t want to win.’ So that’s the war I’ll be having in my head.

There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

Helps when you have a “fuck you have a seat” curve ball:

Kershaw is awesome and Kerahaw will do things like this throughout his season and throughout his career. His brilliance is only matched by the glaring postseason failures.

Yeah, this is all well and good, but does his batting helmet fall off when he swings too hard?

Jones has been on the team for two seasons, but has played sparingly.

Countdown until Jones claims both guns are his: 10. 9, 8...

I fully expect Nick Saban to come down hard on these two men and dock them a full game’s pay.