Yes, it’s moderate. Communists and anarchists are left, democratic socialists are center-left, social democrats are the center, liberals are center-right, and conservatives/libertarians/chuds (just different window dressing on the same anti-human nonsense) are right wing.

Oh, come on.

She has received the lambasting due to all those who fail to support Xi Jinping thought. Her actions are not in line with the great philosophy of Socialism with Chinese Characteristics, which is indistinguishable from capitalism with porn filters.

Man, I wish you had drowned.

Garth Ennis loves dropping profound truths that sound like the ramblings of an alcoholic 19 year old who thinks he’s a genius because he read a book without pictures once.

Kids today would say “this song is better than having a three-way with my parents, which I’m not guessing about, I actually did that.” Be sure to use that slang with everyone you meet.

According to TV Insider, Xander Berkley has joined the cast of Supergirl as Agent Liberty’s father, Peter Lockwood. The character is described as “a middle-class factory owner struggling to make ends meet in a world that’s rapidly changing due to the rise of aliens from outer space living amongst us. The seeds of his…

Go fuck yourself

Rob Lowe is allowed to be near a girl that age? Weird.

Lol you sound like my redneck cousins who post on Facebook about how “MSNBC is bias!!1!”

I just loved how there was like an hour of insanely boring business drama for every second of magical kung fu, in the magical kung fu show.

I even have what I hope is a false memory about it. I remember a bald clown performing clownilingus who turned to look at the camera, and his pupils flashed bright green in the camera’s light like a cat.

I’m imagining a 50 year old undercover cop showing up at a county Democratic party meeting wearing black and masked up, interrupting a discussion about a zoning ordinance to say “we should commit crimes in the name of our heroes Hillary Clinton and Thomas Sankara, who are the same.”

I’m glad it’s gone. To show people who look worse than me having more and better sex is an insulting reminder of the poor choices I’ve made.

Alternatively, you could not enthusiastically him become a pop culture icon by raising his profile and making him seem like a harmless joke. That was always an option.

I’m in several Flat Earth Facebook groups to observe these beautiful creatures in their natural habitat, and it breaks down roughly like this: 95% non-interfering observers; 4% people whose lives are so empty of meaning that they go online to tell mentally ill people that the Earth is round, as if that accomplishes…

Congratulations to Pete Holmes.

Turns out if you try to be nice, friendly socialists, the CIA comes in and wrecks your shit.

Marx specifically avoided going into detail about how exactly people should enact a transition from capitalism to socialism, or the finer points of what it would be like. The Communist Manifesto was agit-prop, most of the rest of his work was about how capitalism functioned. He made some long-term predictions, and had…

This oughta shut up those delusional Thyssenkrupp fanboys. Have fun in the lobby, losers, me and my fellow Otisheads are headed to the top, FAST.