I just loved how there was like an hour of insanely boring business drama for every second of magical kung fu, in the magical kung fu show.

I even have what I hope is a false memory about it. I remember a bald clown performing clownilingus who turned to look at the camera, and his pupils flashed bright green in the camera’s light like a cat.

I’m imagining a 50 year old undercover cop showing up at a county Democratic party meeting wearing black and masked up, interrupting a discussion about a zoning ordinance to say “we should commit crimes in the name of our heroes Hillary Clinton and Thomas Sankara, who are the same.”

I’m glad it’s gone. To show people who look worse than me having more and better sex is an insulting reminder of the poor choices I’ve made.

Alternatively, you could not enthusiastically him become a pop culture icon by raising his profile and making him seem like a harmless joke. That was always an option.

I’m in several Flat Earth Facebook groups to observe these beautiful creatures in their natural habitat, and it breaks down roughly like this: 95% non-interfering observers; 4% people whose lives are so empty of meaning that they go online to tell mentally ill people that the Earth is round, as if that accomplishes…

Congratulations to Pete Holmes.

Turns out if you try to be nice, friendly socialists, the CIA comes in and wrecks your shit.

Marx specifically avoided going into detail about how exactly people should enact a transition from capitalism to socialism, or the finer points of what it would be like. The Communist Manifesto was agit-prop, most of the rest of his work was about how capitalism functioned. He made some long-term predictions, and had…

This oughta shut up those delusional Thyssenkrupp fanboys. Have fun in the lobby, losers, me and my fellow Otisheads are headed to the top, FAST.

These guys have so much more patience than I would. Some of the fans’ argument seems to assume that there’s one single way to look Latin American. Every one of the 639 million people in almost two dozen countries, each with their own culture, history, and patterns of immigration, look alike. At this point I would be…

Please stop sullying the good name of Benjamin Sisko.

That’s because the fact that a black woman is the main character drives you mad with rage.

I lead a United Methodist Sunday school men’s discussion group as part of a decades-long plan to lay wet pipe in a hot piece of man-chicken named Steve.

The dude next to me kept making that clicking noise, and I didn’t say shit because he had face tattoos.

I’m not interested in sex tourists’ opinions. Note that I’m very carefully not calling you a sex tourist, but merely mentioning that I’m not interested in sex tourists’ opinions.

It improves the beard’s jawline simulation factor by as much as 30%. And let’s be honest, that’s at least partly the purpose of most beards.

“Not only have I skimmed over bell hooks’ wikipedia page, I’ve posted several Medium articles where excoriate hypothetical other men for not doing the same.”

I really want to hang out with this dude who’s into coke and kite surfing, probably just for a couple of hours though.

Seems like there’s a big difference between creating a complete ecosystem fit for habitation and causing a massive fungal infestation.