Hi, I’m a longtime AV Club commenter (sorry for bragging), and I understand that Hugh Hefner was a worthless old pimp who only gets accolades from the media because he published a few Norman Mailer short stories or whatever.

To be fair he did have a system of tunnels under the mansion that he used to transport dead bodies and President Kennedy. They may well connect to Dulce base and other underground cities.

My dad is a CHRISTIAN, which means he jerks off to THE DARN BIBLE, not this filth.

They should have cast Seth Romatelli. Only he can play young Larroquette.

There’s a big difference between a fuzzy, low-bandwidth hologram that’s actually just the image of a real person, and the “holograms” from the later shows that are fully corporeal, and sometimes capable of independent thought.

This reminds me, having fewer episodes per season than TNG/DS9/Voyager and no holodeck means we’ll probably be spared scenes of the crew doing community theater. Thank god.

Was this done throughout all of the show? These shots are from one sequence where she just got back from launching herself through space, killing somebody, blacking out, and jumping out of bed in the middle of getting treated for massive radiation sickness. Seems reasonable to use a dutch angle to show disorientation…

Thank you for defending the honor of that most beautiful and valiant creature, the “gamer.”

Killing Nazis is cool as hell man.

My attorney is already drafting a complaint for intentional infliction of emotional distress. I am seeking four trillion dollars and an injunction against this sandwich.

“Why would socialists want to support a predominately working-class group? Why would the organized left oppose arbitrary gang affiliation classifications? Hmmm...must be a goof.”

^^ Hey everybody, check out this Nazi ^^

I’m honestly a little worried about that. I don’t want anything to jeopardize the Juggalos’ litigation to get rid of the gang affiliation. I know everybody loves making Juggalo jokes, but people have had their kids taken away and time added to sentences for being fans of a band, due to a classification made by…

Nobody’s going around to Nazis’ houses and roughing them up (as funny as that would be). They’re standing up to Nazis when the Nazis show up to intimidate a town, and placing themselves between the Nazis/cops and peaceful protestors as the first line of defense.

I don’t know about this music stuff, I’m listening to MY BODY and giving it the COMBOS and BATHROOM TIME it craves. Maybe you all should do the same.

The thought of overpriced Silicon Valley vending machines being vandalized and stolen from is driving me to unheard-of heights of ecstasy.

Terrible. Guy Fieri can do much better.

I hope this dude gets chased out of city after city until he’s reduced to fleeing a Carpathian village after telling an ornery goose he doesn’t want to have sex with it.

No way, this shit rules. I haven’t felt this way since I defibrillated myself in the Denver airport. Third eye and second ass open!

I agree, but I’m not sure what Texas and Memphis have to do with places where barbecue is done properly, since all such places are in North Carolina, east of Lexington.