I'd also like to point out to everyone that as of an hour ago, police in Durham NC (a city with a Democrat sheriff, Democrat mayor, and Democrat DA) are arresting WWP activists for tearing down a cheap, mass-produced confederate statue. They're also conducting home invasions of activists that weren't even there. Check…

I'm mad they never got around to my suggestion. Gribblenauts: Scribblenauts, but Dale Gribble.

They're good, decent boys, who are 99% wholesome but occasionally veer off into vore.

Yeah, the Xbox app has been out for a while, and it's probably the most impressively terrible streaming app I've ever seen. It wouldn't remember your place in a series.

My problem with the Invincibles was that the CGI was a little obvious. It almost looked like a cartoon.

This is the first cum-related newswire post since the vampire guy refused to jerk off a dog. Please do better, you know what content we need.

If you denigrate people for being unemployed, you're a bad person. I don't care what fanfiction you've concocted to convince yourself that they deserve their situation. Also, please go back to Breitbart, or log off entirely.

You're a bad person.

Nice try, officer.

As long as they keep shoehorning to a minimum. Prequels and sequels seem to love stuff like "V'Ger drifted to the galactic center, where it was altered by that fake God guy, and half of it broke off and became the Founders who are actually nanomachines, and the other half went to the Delta quadrant where a distant…

The youth of today love lobstrosities. The halls of our nation's high schools are simply full of lobstrosities, saying the most uncouth things. "Did-a-chick dum-a-chum dad-a-chum ded-a-chek"…it's appalling.

Star Trek: Discovery will explain how Klingons jerk off their Targs

With future medical technology, you can live the vape life for nearly 200 years.

For this reason I hope they never officially explain the Borg.

"Psssst. Hey. Yeah, you, the prick with the gross nictitating membrane. I'm a puddle. I'm a puddle."

I guess without an adult POV (ok that sounds bad) character it's a rated-R drama starring all kids. That might be against the Hollywood rules.

Yeah, I don't even remember a doctor in the comic. It's been a few years though.

He does that to movie executives, he gets millions of dollars. I do that to middle schoolers and it's "on the fucking ground" this and "parole violation" that.

Star Trek 5 already established that Spock liked to hide the existence of siblings from his friends. I rule that this is canon-appropriate.

True auteurs like Lynch understand: every so often you gotta LLL (let Lillard loose).