Don't forget classist, Josh the Toilet Paper Man hates the rabble.

Josh Marshall from Talking Points Memo accidentally tweeted a porn link, and ended up saying yes, I was watching the pornography and enjoying the pornography for pornographic purposes.

They need to make a movie about the time I passed out in an arboretum wearing a beehive wig.

And "getting around labor laws"

Wait, you're saying there's a real, biological Armie Hammer walking around movie sets? Shit, I assumed he was always CG.

I don't think it's a good idea to write them off as just trolls, especially considering the murders in Portland yesterday. They need to be disrupted and suppressed at every opportunity.

Keep fillin' that diap, nerd.

The one in the White House is still the worst one because he went to Duke.

Bunnies would do the same to us if they had an outdated online non-game for shutin perverts, make no mistake. They leave turds all over the place to disgust us, they chew through cables to disrupt our communication, they reproduce in our homes as a form of colonization. There's nothing between those floppy ears but…

Boooooooo

Finishing up The Twenty Days of Turin, by Giorgio Di Maria, which I'm really enjoying so far. It was first published in 1977, but it was only just now translated into English. It's a mix of contemporaneous Italian fiction like Eco and Calvino (and magical realism to some extent) with Lovecraftian horror. If it were…

Something that makes me happy? Hmmmm…I might get around to wiping my ass. Haven't done that in a bit.

If he refuses it, then sure. As long as health care is guaranteed to everyone, up to the moment the blade drops.

I'll write it, but the happy ending will be that he's guillotined along with everybody that protected him.

Haha nope, I hate Bill Clinton too. But he's too smart to drown in a vat of horse cum like your buddy Roger, so he's still around for now. Rot in hell, Jeff.

I just got a dopamine rush from seeing this canon reconciliation. I'm not happy about how that reflects on me.

She'll find a way to blame Jeremy Corbyn for this, just wait.

I'd go one step further: they're also shirts and hats. I don't care how many people stare at me.

I mean you cast that many hunks in your movie it's going to look like Tiger Beat. Oooooh, Goldblum…

I want everyone to know I gave the 69th upvote.