You sound like you get trapped in elevators a lot.

THERE ARE FIFTY STATES, EACH WITH THEIR OWN LAWS, MANY STATES DO NOT FORBID LGBT DISCRIMINATION FOR FUCK'S SAKE

"State law." There are fifty states, you dunce. And SNL frequently makes me consider violence towards myself due to how monumentally unfunny it is and always has been.

Haha, need a safe space, you sad little reactionary dipshit? Need somebody strong to protect you from the big bad internet commenters? Christ, conservatives are fundamentally weak and pathetic.

John Lewis was on the list at one point, and still he participated in the sit-in. Nutso.

I'm imagining you saying this while getting trounced by a huge group of antifa, and I've never been more erect.

Tijuana live sex shows are plays, sort of.

Given how he'll do on climate change, literally the entire human race.

When I was a kid, my constitutional originalist parents told me that Emoluments Clause gave coal to bad little boys and girls who accepted gifts from foreign states without the consent of Congress.

I imagine it'll be more like the no-fly list or NSEERS, rather than something you can voluntarily sign up for. With the domestic spying capability the US has, there's no reason not just do it all behind the scenes. Here's hoping President Obama has a big red button that shuts it all down…but he'll probably just hand…

Definitely. The decreased turnout compared to 2012, and even more so 2008, shows we should focus on fighting voter suppression and appealing to the base and non-voters, not on the actual Trump voters. We'll turn a few former Trump voters by accident.

We must create solidarity among the depressed. If we are able to put on shoes and leave our houses (and that's a big if), nothing can stop us (except ourselves, which is almost certainly what will happen).

No, you have to reach the people in those communities who didn't vote. They voted for Obama, so presumably they'll vote Democrat in the future, as long as the candidate bothers to campaign there, unlike Clinton.

I see. All chickens are cows, but not all cows are chickens, and none of your farm's cows were chickens. I'm getting the hang of this farm stuff.

Also he's constantly on a roller coaster of uppers and downers, and his "doctor" is actually Brent Spiner in his Independence Day costume.

"The stupidest thing I've ever done? Cocaine. That's the name of a stripper I had sex with. While we were doing cocaine. I mean Cocaine and I were drinking Cocaine, the brand of energy drink. We were drinking that and snorting cocaine, the drug."

Thanks for trying to make me feel better about my life choices, but I assure you I knew about the dread Dormammu, to the great shame of my entire village.

Hey, communism isn't anti-boob. In fact, under communism, every worker will have good, stout boobs.

I've been thinking about this since you posted it, trying to poke holes in your logic. But I couldn't. You're right.

Stop it, I was planning on wearing these Zubaz to a job interview but oh god, the crotch is just soaked!