Look don't ask me my secret sources (Elizabeth Moss's Scientology audits), but I heard the Mad Men cast drank so much fake whiskey (iced tea) that some of them stayed up past 11:30.

Pretty much. The guy sounds blackout drunk. I'm not saying she should have been arrested and put on a list, but it's bizarre that she didn't even consider in retrospect that the guy was way too drunk to consent.

Are you a libertarian?

Money is not speech. Overturn Buckley v. Valeo while we're at it.

Really? Many more people are concerned about Citizens United than Peter Thiel, by orders of magnitude. They're just not talking about it in this article about Gawker.

I don't see what that has to do with Thiel's strategy being dangerous to the free press. Every publication will fuck up eventually. And usually they'll pay for it. But if there's someone there to systematically attack a publication, fund unrelated lawsuits, and do god knows what else? That's not good. Now it's Gawker.…

That's why they gave him a nude scene. Ooooh, yeah.

Maybe it'll be Valkyrie.

A vampire supervillain who was already out of the closet got mad at them for "outing" him, and so financed a series of lawsuits against them, ultimately destroying them. Sure, they published things they shouldn't. But if Peter Thiel's strategy is the start of a trend, that's seriously bad news.

Iron Man 2 had Mickey Rourke's ridiculous accent, and Sam Rockwell's little dance.

Lowkey…Loki…lowkey…Loki…lowkey…Loki…

For a while at least the algorithm seemed to not distinguish between comedians. Like, I would rate Moshe Kasher or Hannibal Buress 5 stars, so the algorithm determined that clearly I'd enjoy this Ralphie May special. Maybe you rated some shitty comics appropriately poorly, and it interpreted that as you hating all…

I respect the hustle, at least.

She's an Opie and Anthony edgelord who somehow fooled people into thinking she's progressive.

I went to a taping of her show where we all reached under our chairs for a gift, and instead of the trip to an all-inclusive Jamaican resort that everybody else got, I got a dog turd (several days old) and a note that said "u eat this." How did she even know that I eat dog turds?

Probably an old Barney suit reclaimed from a landfill. That's what I would do if I were the showrunner, at least.

I forgot about that one. I thought I read at the time that the specific assault charge could include yelling and screaming, and that this was all he did. But I can't find that now.

And boy, did that turn out well for them.

I am weeping and vomiting due to your insult of my second favorite actor.

Chet was great on Maron!