“Have sex and/or masturbate—but do it under the covers, so the body heat doesn’t escape. (See if you can get it so hot that you start sweating.)”

Or use a long sock and tie a knot at the end. These rice socks last forever which is a nice hack. You can just keep it in your sock drawer.

My New Year’s change is to stop reading the news. Last year was too traumatizing, due to Trump.

We grow it on the island of Hawaii, and no fungus here that I’m aware of. So threat of ‘extinction’ doesn’t make sense to me.

I wonder if trump fired the HIV Committee because he saw these gorgeous rainbow lei...and it reminded him of yet another way to be a dick.

Huh. Thanks for that tidbit, I now feel better about where my life is at right now.

Maybe it’s cuz I recently binge-watched ‘90-day Fiance’, but am I the only one wondering if she married him for a green card, and am thus even more outraged that she was let off so easily?

Okay so NOW I understand this incident: Spouse and I stayed in Manhattan for a night or two back in about 2000. We asked the cab driver to take us to a club, and he took us (straight couple) to a gay bar in the meat-packing district. There was a huge video screen playing porn. We were standing at the bar, sipping…

Am I a bad person because while this is patently offensive, it doesnt bother me nearly as much as the daily crap from our president?

I KNOW. Duesberg is still employed at UCB, because of tenure. Unbelievable.

Reading this on World AIDS Day really pisses me off. I did HIV antiretroviral research with HIV positive patients in Oakland, CA in the late 90’s. It was so great to see people get better, and not *die*. Mbeki was president of South Africa then, and he believed in the HIV-doesn’t-cause-AIDS nonsense, so some…

Hey now that’s a great idea!

Exactly. Trying and failing to find anything wrong with the described behavior.

1. Your MD ignores you cuz you’re a tad hypochondriac. That being said, ask for a referral to a urologist for groin pain.

Been a nurse for long enough to tell you that older men’s penises seem to disappear. During bathing, sometime you have to go searching for it. I admit I once looked at a man’s wife with sadness.

I wore an actual crinoline under my wedding dress...in 1985. Like pantyhose, I assumed they’re all gone from modern closets now.

Abe et al. Knew how stupid Trump is so they put the correct amount of food in the box. Therefore we can all be reassured that the entire world knows Trump is a “big stupid baby”.

Woody Allen, though. Why is his reputation still intact enough to work in the industry? Original Hollywood O.G. pedophile.

If it’s a crime, don’t you have a duty to report it?

I am fortunate to live on Hawaii Island, where “over 200 avocado varieties” are grown (http://www.hawaiifruit.net/Avocado.pdf http://www.hawaiifruit.net/Avocado.pdf) and can tell you that eating the ones with less fat is significantly less enjoyable than the fatty Haas ones y’all are used to. I just threw out 1/2 a…