Ruth Bader Ginsburg would stomp a mud hole in Donnie like Yoda on crack.

“ABC News reports that the bipartisan measure, the STOP School Violence Act, will inject $50 million in federal grants administered by the Department of Justice to “fund training and other initiatives intended to enhance school safety,” and to add “metal detectors, stronger locks, and emergency notification and…

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

Seriously. Did he go to some kind of German Expressionist School of Poise and Posture? Motherfucker makes Dr Caligari look like a scion of youthful good health.

How does Stephen Miller pack so much evil and hatred into such a tiny body? He’s the size of a ventriloquist dummy.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

...how shitty most male authors are at writing women

Jim Butcher anyone? Or do author snobs consider Jim Butcher to be over rated?

Mortal Dictata: a call out

Every. Fucking. Day.

That being said, she quickly added, “If you’ve already got the flu, I’m gonna pray for you right now ... flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.”

I looked up prince phillip’s wiki page to find his age, and saw that he is from the house of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, for which I think you have to put on lederhosen just to pronounce correctly.

I think I’ll start introducing myself as “Dar a Luz, Gender Equality Twat”

Dolt 45 is not going to be happy.

Yes. I sit amongst women 10-20 years older than me (at least). All white, all upper middle class and all scoffed at me when I said it was a disgrace none of the men who won at the Globes addressed their colleagues, who were engaged in a protest in that very room. “Why should they?”

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

I keep a red scrunchie in a drawer in case there is ever a question about who is in charge ;)

It just looks like she is using her ass to clean an invisible glass door.