I keep a red scrunchie in a drawer in case there is ever a question about who is in charge ;)

This pisses me off so much. Birth control is prescribed for so many conditions (primarily because so little attention is paid to women’s health by the medical research profession that it’s still the best option for a lot of conditions that modern medicine shrugs its shoulders at and says, “Eh, it’s probably a…

My fancy pie skills are in no way close to these, but I don’t think my herringbone pie looks like complete garbage.

Yesssss love this trend. Here’s my hand at it this Thanksgiving. Pie crust is TOUGH to work with, much respect to the true artists featured above

Also, isn’t this how Catwoman started? I would totally be down for an elderly Japanese grandma becoming Catwoman. She tries to knit, but she keeps getting distracted and batting the balls of yarn around. She knocks the figurines her grandkids get her off the shelves for no reason. She takes long naps, wakes up, moves…

So yeah guys, if you’re like, “I don’t know what I personally can do to help!”, the thing to do is to call out men, ESPECIALLY YOUR FRIENDS AND COWORKERS AND ACQUAINTANCES when they are creeps and abusers. Especially your friends and coworkers and acquaintances. Especially your friends and coworkers and acquaintances.…

Yay, Andrea and Danica!

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I am so happy at these results.

Lots of good news coming out of Virginia. The governor’s mansion stays blue. And Trump is having a meltdown. He’s throwing Enron Ed Gillespie under the bus.

She was the one I was rooting for the most in the VA elections, because god the poetic justice is just so fucking good.

I cried when I found out she won. What a beautiful “fuck you” to bigotry.

When I told my husband, he said, “Wow, like beat the shit out of him? That’s kind of awesome.” And I said no - beat him in the election. THEN WE CELEBRATED.

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

The boots look the same to me, but I can’t believe that Kendall tried to steal Rihanna’s look.

My partner & I were Brak and Zorak. we won third prize this weekend in the costume contest!

Kiki’s Delivery Service is open for business!

It just looks like she is using her ass to clean an invisible glass door.