“There is a lot more in the Buffalo News story, and the largest section—from an interview with the owner of Sky Bar, is really fucking questionable.”

+1

Just a guess but I’m pretty sure they know how to watch a kid since... and I’m just assuming here, but they actually raised your husband well enough for your, I’m sure, sophisticated and particular tastes. Wow.

Are cocktail parties still a thing? Or is that something reserved for the privelidged class? I live in the suburbs after growing up in North Philly and I can honestly say I have never been invited to one of these. I might have just explained why though. Nevermind.

Christ enough with the small dick lines. I want to hate this guy too but if he is a partner in the small arms department - I can’t dishonor the den and abandon him.

Yo dude, I have a small penis and I would never do that shit... but a a stupid house cat that my daughter refuses to get rid of that screams all night and pisses all over the place? I’m in.