I’m glad I’m not the only one whose first instinct was to be a dick. I hope they get all the thoughts and prayers they need.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Oh come on! There’s so much more to republicans than just money. There’s the casual sexism, the blatant racism, and the light treason.

Because lies are literally all they have. Honesty is to Republicans as sunlight is to vampires.

The only way you’d be able to associate the name Trump with “endowed”.

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

I cannot believe how sheltered these people (Trump supporters (and family)) are. They call US snowflakes while whining (non-stop) on facebook about how mean we are to Trump, TRUMP! A person who built an empire on being mean, a person who whined about Obama for 7 years.

I was doing backflips when it was announced that Mueller would be the special prosecutor.

Robert Swan Mueller III is a cold-war era badass. After serving as a Marine he served in U.S. Attorney offices 12 years. From there he built a reputation as a dogged, relentless, detail-obsessed bloodhound. He prosecuted…

#preach

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

In what way was my comment an attack on the child?

Let’s be real - he’s already kind of imploding. He complained he thought it would be easier, whined about everything being unfair, and he barely wheezed his fat ass through his mild 9 day trip. It’s like watching a Jack-o-lantern rot on the stoop, which I believe is one of the first euphemisms Jezebel used for him and…

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

And God bless her.

Janey Godley welcoming him on his last visit to Scotland.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

The whole spectacle is insane, not just McCain.

Is marco touching little marco there?

Comey was notably indulgent and kind. Poor old McCain.