Never classify a game made by a developer that "releases when ready" as a launch title unless it's actually ready and you are holding onto it. Popcap is one of the best companies because it doesn't rush games, but it also means that you can't depend on 'em to make deadlines.

So with a 2-year-old GPU, I'll get like 9fps. Great.

"true 60fps" is 24fps with smoothers.

How does Sony having a monopoly benefit gamers?

All of the announcements for both consoles make me feel like Milhouse Van Houten being laughed at.

XB1 still looks bad, but both are looking less and less impressive.

The thing that gets me is that even games that run asynchronous multiplayer aren't allowed to use 3G. 3G is literally only for facebook and social elements of games, but not gaming itself and with 3G speeds, you can't even do Netflix.

I've been gaming and watching ads for far too long to believe that they can make seamless remote play or perfectly functional motion controls regardless of what an ad might imply.

Glad someone had the balls to say it. I LOVED my DS2, because I loved my PS2. It was the most fun 100,000 hours I had in those years, but now my tendons and nerves sieze into a painful claw just looking at a DS1-DS3. The DS4 may just be better, but I'll believe it when I can play one locally.

strange, considering that the article blames consoles for the issue.

Don't blame consoles for that mess. It's not the fault of consoles when developers are sloppy and lazy.

Really? It makes my Ulnar nerve spaz out just looking at it. Carpal tunnel, ahoy!

Plx fix your sarcasm-o-meter

Is that comic ever funny?

You know that this is a NEW release thread, right?

Not a fantastic song, but it always makes me smile and reminds me of the Stars song for some reason.

so it's not just Patricia and I.

Seriously? Lakers? Lakers fans are all fairweather and the Lakers will be terribad this year.

Does that look like the guy is rubbing an anthropomorphic dick and balls to anyone else?