If this happens we need a follow-up piece!

I wish I had more than one star to give to this.

First, this was great. Also, I get what you’re saying about the spectators but are those of us watching here (2 or 3 times) any better? I mean, yeah we probably have more teeth, but certainly not cleaner hands.

Some of these features are advertised, but you just have to know where to look. Others are purposefully kept quiet, because cable companies would rather offer them as perks but don’t really want you to take full advantage of them.

What I’m seeing here is no good comes from sleeping on your stomach. Explains a lot

Do you mind sharing what field you’re in? I’m wondering if this is happening everywhere or just specific types of employers.

I don’t think I can eat something while looking into it’s lifeless eye. Can you recommended a garnish that doubles as a fish blindfold?

Yeah, I totally understand how you could think that:

Not everyone will understand how funny that reference is, but I want you to know I’m on the trolley.

There’s a lot of John Legend looking babies up in here this week.

The thought bubble over her head would read “This bitch...”

Counterpoint:

I’ve known two older couples who died close in time. It seems like for them being without the other made life not worth it causing the one who was left to decline fast. I’m both envious of and afraid to have that level of attachment.

Vera de Millo was Carey’s greatest contribution to the show.

Basically that Kermit drinking tea meme is recycled Benita.

#thelordsday

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This is the most appropriate use of this gif I have ever seen.

Please don't let this awful song stop you from seeing Home starring Sheldon and Rhianna!