.... trying to *ether* them??

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

Uhmmm the Saint are not a good example here my man.

Look at the sacrifices Drew Brees makes to keep the Saints in the hunt.

I haven’t seen something white stick out so uncomfortably since Trump visited that church in Detroit

I honestly can’t think of another “superstar” level player that I wouldn’t want on my team other than Melo—either historically or a contemporary. Maybe Charles Barkley? I’m a big Heat fan. We suck this year, and I still hope we get nowhere near Carmelo Anthony.

Melo, at least, is playing his cards close to the vest.

PSA for those who don’t know, including the two pending replies.

Good thing he had deep powder to fall into. The calculator I just found on Google estimates that ~3 second fall to be about 120 feet.

This is the best part...this where someone else (skiing the same line) saw a cliff, stopped, and turned around.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

“Every lawyer in the entire universe says that the only trust that is viable is the one the President can’t show the documentation on. I don’t see how saying the Jazz trust is a responsible trust is anything but a sad attempt at fake news by the bitter leftwing that controls Utah.” - Sean Spicer
#alternatefacts

I understand where he’s coming from. Everyone has that old friend, who has since become a disgrace and embarrassment. I admire his loyalty for publicly sticking with him.

Dear Tom,

Probably about as much as I care what you think.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected